So if I eat fruit mid-morning, salad for lunch, and a hamburger for dinner I can take great shit in the morning?

NICE!

So, another shit for today.

No. Today was not a great day for a poop

Finally. Yesterday I ate veggies.

Today shit.

NICE AND EASY!

Why can’t I do that every day???

Aaaaaa goooood sheeeet

Somewhat constipated.

Eventually took a shit: one nugget.

2/10 shit today.

AND.

No nothing, my day’s not worth living now 😡

Chilli for lunch, premium kebab for dinner.

Yesterday was a great day!

Now, constipation all along

Maybe – only maybe – I didn’t thought it thoroughly when I ate chili for lunch…

I still have some meetings in the afternoon …..

And I’m now on the toilet…:

Today I made a fair amount of poop

At first I was constipated. In fact I spent the first two hours of my morning routine just full of shit.

Now, finally, after one hour at my workdesk I feel it.

My workdesk now moves for some of minutes on the toilet.

My day can actually begin, now!

Fuck WHY?

I am constipated today. Why cant it just work fine???

Fuck!

Desperately needed a shit while going to sleep. But in the morning not even a turd. My belly bloating.

I then go to the bathroom. I rest for a while, uh! Some shit.

Not enough.

3/10

Constipated sunday :/

Goooood shit.

I mean. Probably the best I’ve had in months.

Very nice.

Fair and clean.

10/10

Poor sleep means also my bowels are poor. Poor bowels 🙁

Threw just a few liiittle shitballs