I feel it. It’s right there!

I feel the turds packed inside me!

What the hell though? Where are they, why don’t they get out!

GET OUTT!!

I hate being constipated in the morning 😔

Shit outburst

Perfect way to start the day. Sure to be empty

Taking another shit. This time a COMPLETE shit.

Am wrecked.

But at least EMPTY now!

Slept very poorly.

My bowels are swollen, woke up infinite times. Eventually, half an hour before the alarm.

First thing? Went to the loo.

I’m still here, feeling like there’s more to extrude… but nothing else gets out, nothing more than a first undeniably small turd!!

Se you later my toilet, very very soon!

Some turds dropped.

I ate too much legumes today, beans for lunch, chick peas for dinner

I am EXPLODING

Some more shit on the go.

Right, I was hoping for it! I was too much in a rush this morning

Constipated morning

Angry morning.

Some more shit. Just a bit

My doc friends say either you’ve had haemorrhoids, you have them at the moment, our you’ll have haemorrhoids in the future.

You can’t escape that, they say.

I reckon I’ve never had them though…

Just thinking about it… you know…

The fact I hate spicy and my arsehole hurts every turd I expel doesn’t mean anything.

Nor the fact as I close mu arsehole, to push and pull I feel it swollen, it means nothing!

Wiping it off I see some reddish matter, must be the spiciness. Yeess…

Sure

Another non-constipated weekend-day

Great!

Now I need some wipes. Had curry for dinner :/

Frankly, this morning I’ve just produced normal shit. Just normal plain shit

Yesterday: double chilli beans wrap for lunch, curry pakoras for dinner. Some nutella snacks along the day.

This morning: _________________________ .

That’s not a blank space I left there, it’s the scrape I left in my toilet.

It’s getting harder and harder to shit