Evening turd

Sometimes poop’s smooth and odourless.

Sometimes. NOT TODAY

Uhm, isn’t it late for a shit?

Mh

Shit’s NEVER LATE!

Is it only me or is it common to be constipated when you oversleep?

You know, fucking up routine… body lose its compass.

Perhaps it’s just me, but nonetheless, I succeeded at deploying some turds, in the end.

Only a few, and it took half a hour, but I feel fulfilled 😌

Proud🥹

Late shit, late morning, late everything.

QED.

Knew it.

Had a late breakfast with cappuccino and some pastry, got out for some shopping and while browsing clothes I felt it. Started farting, can’t help it.

Rushed back home.

Now free.

Bad smell

Peace

QED.

Knew it.

Had a late breakfast with cappuccino and some pastry, got out for some shopping and while browsing clothes I felt it. Started farting, can’t help it.

Rushed back home.

Now free.

Bad smell

Peace

I guess I already emptied my bowels yesterday night… probably

Let’s see what happens today.

Problem is I’m going to be out, walking, the whole day

Late night? Early morning?

I just call it shit needed

Useless time spent on the toilet.I

t’s too early in the morning and I’m trying to take some shit.

It’s not ready, but I’m trying as hard as I can, because I have a flight to catch.

Oh wait! SOME TURDS!

Nice!

My trip can begin

Back on the toilet, this time at my favourite time!

Right after brekfast I think my poop expresses the better.

Today it looks like a post-modern sculpture

Just woke up.

An almost immediate shit.

Quite alarming, gotta say.

Mmh, I also feel some headache… must be that red wine I had yesterday…

Random afternoon poop

Hard shit. Hard life.

Uhm, I am utterly disappointed.

Yesterday I started workouts again. My muscles are so weak and my body is so shaky at the moment, but I thought I would have been able to take the PERFECT shit!

No. Just a little turdy turd. 🙁