Yesterday I had some friends at home for Easter’s Monday, everything went good, smooth.

Everybody prepared something, I prepared hummus.

This morning, everything went smooth. Shit smooth.

I’ve spent the night waking up every hour. taking sound farts and having a scarce wee

my bowels bloated, making my bladder to feel full, even when was empty :/

Well, even the day after Easter my arsehole is still suffering

Well… every Easter lunch ends up here, on the toilet.

For a soound shit!

Easter shit.

Happy shit? Wrapped shit?

Shit

Just took a shit.

It was thick, but not too heavy

Just a lovely shat.

Really, nothing to complain about.

9/10

Smoothy poop done all at once.

8/10

Q.E.D.

Sunday I had pizza for dinner

Yesterday I was constipated. The whole day, no urge no much worries felt down there.

This morning I started feeling the Burden just as I started preparing my milk and cereals.

Forgive me Lord, ’cause I have sinned

Is pizza a Sin?

Btw, that burden is now – pretty rapidly – GONE!

Flushed off for ever

My soul is safe

Been trying to take a shit for some 12 minutes now. Very difficult. None taken.

Had home-made pizza for dinner.

Was good. Really good.

So good my body doesn’t want to get rid of it :/

Well. An unexpected huge turd. You know, I just ate rice and veggies for lunch 😨

You know latency?

Latency is the delay between an action and the response or result you get.

Well, no latency today between my cheeks touching my toilet’s white marble and the expulsion of shit.

Gud. Very good

Just passed by my mom’s to say hello, lingered a bit to work from my laptop.

You know, I guess there’s nothing comparable to the toilet you grew up sitting on…

Must be body memory, because I’m now taking a shit so big I can’t recall when was the last time I did something comparable