Just one

One huge turd

Little shy though

The Shy Tird strikes again!

Even though we both ate my mother-in-law’s soup with fennel and chickpeas, my girlfriend had to breach her bowels in the night, urging it.

Me? Nope.

Speaking from my toilet now. Nothing happens, just so normal, dull, and hard.

Who knows how these things work…

Almost broke my personal record for the longest turd.

It took more than half a hour but it was certainly worth it!

Some turds.

I don’t know why but I don’t like taking a shit at this time of the day, but you know, when the urge comes, gotta make it!

You know, these days shitting have been a little hard, on Monday we had to rush to my mother in law because my girlfriend’s grandma was dying, on Tuesday she left this world, yesterday there was the funeral.

Now, since my mother in law is all alone now, I helped them, facilitating in as much stuff I could. Got to keep working though, it’a been stressful, and I’ve been eating poorly.

Taking a shit is not been easy.

Pizza for dinner, constipation for breakfast

Already took much shit today, but I had some left, apparently.

Some serious matter!

I’m at the clinic to donate blood, now I can do it with less worries

Perhaps this is a little fairer amount, but my stomach still hurts

My girlfriend preparing pita bread for dinner made me very happy,

now though, I feel both constipated and in urge for a shit.

Wtf?! my tummy hurts

Been constipated for some days now, had too much bread and too few veggies and fruits :/

Btw, my legs have gone numb and now I can’t get up.

I thought this shit session would have been a lot easier, it took more than half a hour, achieved just one useless turd, and my belly still hurts.

3/10 today. Bad

Very good amount of poop here!

Woah!

Great morning

Too much on a rush, my arsehole is not relaxed.

Even though, it’s taking a huge shit.

Nice!