Tuesday, 11 February 2020 | 07:58 AM

Some days ago I watched Netflix’s Game Changers, in which they basically suggest you to go vegetarian. Apparently fat contained in meat makes your blood plasma foggy.

I already knew red meat is not that safe for your body, though I like meat’s flavour!

Anyway, there’s this scene where a medical doctor make a 2-day basic experiment with three pro football players. He feeds them two burrito each, one of them them is already vegetarian, so he eats bean burritos, the other two eat two meat-based burritos each.

After their digestion have took place, the doctor takes them a blood sample. The only sample with a clear plasma is the vegetarian’s one.

The day after, the doctor feeds them two bean-burritos each, and their samples are all so clear you can see through it.

Now. I am really happy they all went vegetarian after that – good for them! And for the planet! Still, how do they cope with their farts? How do they get away with a stinky spongy dark brown shit EVERY FREAKING DAY?

You know, just wondering.

Monday, 10 February 2020 | 07:31 PM

Droplets like rabbits

Monday, 10 February 2020 | 11:49 AM

Home sweet home.

That’s it! It doesn’t matter how much crap you make when you’re outside, once you get home you can really express yourself.

Sunday, 9 February 2020 | 11:45 PM

Enough is enough! There was a storm coming in the whole Northern Europe ok?
Fine. Flight delayed. I’ve lost my flight connection. Then I still had to wait and wait and waitandwaitandwait… until.

I now have my hotel room (yet another one. YAY), in which toilet I could finally have my shit.

Sunday, 9 February 2020 | 09:26 AM

I am still sitting here. I think my friend is now fully awake, I can heard him listening to some music on the phone.

Sorry mate. I’m still here, I still got shit thrusting out from my arse. Can’t help it! X

Sunday, 9 February 2020 | 09:16 AM

When I’m stilly drowsy in the morning and I’m shitting, sometimes, sometimes it feels like I’m still dreaming.

It’s a kind of ethereal sensation… not even bad.

Then, suddenly, my nose receptors wake up.

Saturday, 8 February 2020 | 11:15 PM

When I’m on vacation I just eat too much stuff.

Fuck me!

I even shit too much!

Saturday, 8 February 2020 | 02:14 PM

Cool! A new hotel room! Let’s inaugurate it!

In the meanwhile I’m playing with the best smart-game I’ve ever downloaded. It’s called Elevate. It’s fantastique! You improve your mental skills with no effort.

Saturday, 8 February 2020 | 11:23 AM

I love international Breakfast. You basically cover your nutritional requirement for the day in just one meal. Eating every-thing at the buffet.

And now, second part: dumping all out

Saturday, 8 February 2020 | 03:31 AM

Sheeet I haven’t shat all day long!

I can finally free myself now!

I feel unloaded.

All right the secret is I’m in Belgium for the weekend, I became a shy pooper whilst on a trip. Yet, I’m so comfortable in my hotel room’s toilet. It’s so warm and cozy.

Thursday, 6 February 2020 | 06:23 PM

Yet again another bomb.

I may consider the idea of renaming ‘Thursday’ with ‘Tirday’

Thursday, 6 February 2020 | 5:59 PM

Amazing. I shat only now. I’m a wreck. I can’t help it 🙁

Thursday, 6 February 2020 | 03:14 PM

I simply can’t accept it. I stopped eating pasta, bread, pizza and all flour-related products. Why WHY do I keep having this fart problems all along my life?

PLEASE! WHY?!

The worst of all is air doesn’t even get out!

It just collects inside doing funny noises just to tease me!

Wednesday, 5 February 2020 | 09:44 PM

Woooow I am amazed.

I’m about to get out and I just extruded a looooong tird!

I’m surprised.

Wednesday, 5 February 2020 | 06:10 PM

Sometimes (like this one) I just reckon this blog’s crap.