Tuesday, 31 December 2019 | 05:06 AM

I can’t sleep, and I don’t even know why.

I just hope one day I’ll be able to sleep even if everything is going bad inside me. Come on! It can’t go on like this. It’s five o’clock in the morning!

In the meanwhile I am struggling, straining my abs hard trying to suggest my bowels to expel all that is evil.

It’s kinda working, but it’s loud! And my girlfriend is sleeping right outside the door! Luckily she’s a sound sleeper…

Monday, 30 December 2019 | 10:46 AM

I don’t know how this is possible but I keep losing weight during these holidays instead of gaining it. Am I wrong?

I just shit too much.

Sunday, 29 December 2019 | 11:54 AM

Smug Reprise.

Sunday, 29 December 2019 | 10:37 AM

There’s nothing like playing poker at your friend’s house, drinking beer, getting high, never stop drinking beer, drinking wine too! Coming back home at six o’clock in the morning, waking up at 10:30 AM with a thundering diarrhea exploding inside you.

That was hot.

Saturday, 28 December 2019 | 09:12 PM

There’s nothing like playing poker at your friend’s house, drinking beer, getting high, and shit your crap in his loo.

Saturday, 28 December 2019 | 11:16 AM

Some days I wish some days some people invent some kind of something to suck shit out of my arse.

Saturday, 28 December 2019 | 12:06 AM

Midnight Shit! Such a wonderful thing!

Friday, 27 December 2019 | 12:08 PM

It’s so sad…

These are my last shats of the year…

Thursday, 26 December 2019 | 08:20 PM

I just realised I took no poop today!

Let’s make it up!

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 11:40 PM

Still got some.

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 08:28 PM

T(H)IRD TIME!
CHRISTMAS TIME!

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 04:41 PM

I just had the deepest nap ever.

Post-Christmas-lunch shat is divine!

And that’s what I call a holy shit!

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 12:14 PM

Shit! I lost my streak again! Must be due to the fact I had nothing to expel…

I kinda stop eating two days before Christmas in order to prepare myself to the great holiday feast.

Yesterday was just Day1 of this devastating tradition. I devoured an entire crab, and I ate it’s shell too!

You know I did it so I could strengthen my powers… I am an avenger now!!

Just try and guess my super power.

Oh, by the way… I almost forgot. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 05:27 PM

Yesterday I had a high school mates reunion.

When I asked for a steak, rare cooked, one of my mates said ‘I wouldn’t do that!’ -Why? ‘The last time I asked for a rare steak in here I spent the next three days sick with a terrible diarrhea’

FUCK ME! I should have listened to her.

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 03:17 PM

I’m in my bed trying to get a little power nap. Obviously I could not fucking sleep, had to deal with insomnia. Why did I drink that capuccino in the morning? I never learn, do I?

In the meanwhile something was ripening inside me. I was on the edge of getting asleep when the smell of a great flatulence reached my nose. TIME FOR A POWER SHAT!