It feels like my body is ready to live already.

I mean, weird for a Monday ain’t it?

Nevertheless, my arsehole have just produced a fair amount of soft-inconsistent-like shit at once

Well, now it’s happening that I poop every other day — one day I’m constipated, the next day I poop, then the next day again I poop, and then I’m constipated again.

Mh, probably I’m not getting enough fruits…

After my constipated morning, yesterday I had no shit whatsoever

To be fair, the burden didn’t actually hurt at all, apart from this morning, when all the shit had piled up upon my bum.

Got out at once.

A little painful it was. My arsehole wasn’t ready

I already knew, but here I am.

Constipated for a pizza.

Actually they were three.

they were small, but my favourite…

Hell

Can shit be nice?

Today is nice

Not too smelly. Good shape

Good shit

Not painful

Got out pretty fast

Good

9/10

Unexpected burst of shit

Lucy was heavy

Three turds chilling in the pool, staring at my arsehole while lying flat on the water.

Gross

Back home after three days at my mother in law’s

Well, Taking a shit good.

Fuck how good I eat at her’s, and How bad My bowels feeel!

Well.

Back home

Shit home

Fuck. Haaard very very shit

Very hard

Hard to shit.

Much.

I mean, i feel it, I’ve been constipated for two days, now it’s hard to hard shit

Another constipated day

A dull turd

Just a constipated morning

Second go. Best shit