Business lunch. Then home.

Just shit

With some patience and consistency, I made it.

Shit DEPLOYED.

Constipation

Another constipated day.

Even if it sounds dull, doesn’t stop being FRUSTRATING

Another liquid shit came unexpected

Turds reached my anus, eventually.

I don’t understand just one fact, was everything liquid already? Or did it melt once reached the hole?

It’s been weeks now. Not working as it’s supposed to.

My bowels’ costipated

Aaand another shiiit!

Totally liquid now

A third shit. This one was almost liquid.

I feel a little better though

Shit reprisal.

Still spicy, but the smell and color is more wooden-like

First go. After two days of constipation…

Spicy

Uhm. Constipation the morning after eating pizza is my life conviction.

And my bowels bloat

Just arrived at my friend’s house by the beach.

Am supposed to be glad and compliment him and the house….

But, you know, I have a little problem…

DIARRHOEA!

Sorry mate, my bowels have their own ways to cheer

Pretty obvious ain’t it?

Days of diarrhoea, weakness and illness, today nothing to expel!

Yet, no improvements. Just diarrhoea all along