Wednesday, 13 November 2019 | 09:33AM

Explosion in my arse.

A lava flow just erupted. It has submerged everything we knew it was pale white. It’s a disaster, an ecological catastrophe!

God Save Us.

Tuesday, 12 November 2019 | 10:21 PM

I can’t really get why I keep shitting so many times a day.

It’s getting annoying.

Tuesday, 12 November 2019 | 09:12 AM

I think that’s a monster one.

Ok, I can’t really understand how i brought him into this world.

I am sorry Earth, Godzilla is coming.

Monday, 11 November 2019 | 10:09 AM

Fantastic job.

Monday, 11 November 2019| 01:41 AM

Fine, but I just wanted to go to bed.

Sunday, 10 November 2019 | 06:27 PM

A single Tird. He’s not that shy at all.

Sunday, 10 November 2019 | 02:46 PM

A single Pop.

Sunday, 10 November 2019 | 10:15 AM

So the day could start.

Sunday, 10 November 2019 | 12:26 AM

Ok that’s something odd. At this time of the night my colon is usually asleep. Today’s colon anarchy.

Saturday, 9 November 2019 | 09:24 AM

Reprise. Diarrhea.

Saturday, 9 November 2019 | 08:33 AM

This morning’s tirds were not shy whatsoever. They were moshing their way out in a stampede, making my body wake up way too early than what I expected.

I got forced to get my shit together sooner than my alarm clock.

Friday, 8 November 2019 | 01:58 PM

My anus burns a bit. Must be last night’s wine. I regret it every single time, but I can’t help myself.

Friday, 8 November 2019 | 08:39 AM

Dull days, dull shit.

Thursday, 7 November 2019 | 02:33 PM

Today’s just a sad day with a sad shat.

Wednesday, 6 November 2019 | 3:45 PM

REPRISE.