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Wednesday, 1 January 2020 | 11:40 AM

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Wednesday, 1 January 2020 | 11:40 AM

I can’t believe I’m posting the first shat of the year. It woke me up.

I feel badly hung over.

And that’s the best way to start the decade.

Tuesday, 31 December 2019 | 05:06 AM

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Tuesday, 31 December 2019 | 05:06 AM

I can’t sleep, and I don’t even know why.

I just hope one day I’ll be able to sleep even if everything is going bad inside me. Come on! It can’t go on like this. It’s five o’clock in the morning!

In the meanwhile I am struggling, straining my abs hard trying to suggest my bowels to expel all that is evil.

It’s kinda working, but it’s loud! And my girlfriend is sleeping right outside the door! Luckily she’s a sound sleeper…

Monday, 30 December 2019 | 10:46 AM

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Monday, 30 December 2019 | 10:46 AM

I don’t know how this is possible but I keep losing weight during these holidays instead of gaining it. Am I wrong?

I just shit too much.

Sunday, 29 December 2019 | 10:37 AM

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Sunday, 29 December 2019 | 10:37 AM

There’s nothing like playing poker at your friend’s house, drinking beer, getting high, never stop drinking beer, drinking wine too! Coming back home at six o’clock in the morning, waking up at 10:30 AM with a thundering diarrhea exploding inside you.

That was hot.