Tuesday, 10 March 2020 | 10:33 AM

Lacking fantasy, next time I might try new positions, unconventional ones, for pooping. I could even make a kamasutra for poop.

WOOOOO that’s a great idea! Atta boy!

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 10:40 PM

It is sad. I realised million will die after nCov-19. I’ll make a silent poop. (You know, kind of 1-minute silence)

Monday, 9 March 2020 | 9:41 AM

Learning where OK comes from, I’m starting to think not everything is ok. I was pretty much sure it came from 0 Killed in the WWI – at least that’s what my english teacher said when I was young. I trusted you Mister!!

Well, I was so happy to use it while shitting, with not ok meaning, some were killed (by smell or something). The joke‘s gone off 🙁

Is my shat ok though? Well. It worked fine.

Sunday, 8 March 2020 | 08:00 PM

Coronavirus is rapidly ascending, trying to be awarded as virus of the year. Nobody is safe.

Hence I decided to stay home for some weeks. Smart-working is key.

So I decided to spend my Sunday sat on the toilet watching evert sort of NCOV-19 related video. I want to be prepared! 🦠

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 03:13 PM

So far everything went nicely. Why this shit smells like hell then? WHATSUPP BODY?! Whataya hidin’?

Saturday, 7 March 2020 | 10:48 AM

I’ve just succeeded in having a week with no gluten whatsoever.

Having a gluten-free life is not dull at all! You just got to be smart! Do not try to eat usual stuff in the moronic gluten free alternative. A no gluten pizza is not a pizza. Period.

Instead find some good stuff which do not contain any gluten thing in the first instance. It will be tasteful. It will be good.

I miss pizza dough.

Friday, 6 March 2020 | 01:46 PM

Sometimes I can’t understand why my-past-self has decided to start posting about shit in the first place. Well, then I posted from the second, the third, and in every place I shat ! lol

Btw, some other times I get it. You feel less alone, and your shat too, they become a party.
shitty party though

Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 08:50 PM

Never went home since this morning. Lunch with at 3PM with a chicken thigh, now I’m starving.

But first!!! Let’s clog my favourite ramen restaurant with some shit!!

Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 09:43 AM

An interrogative mark just formed on the slope of my toilet. It’s obviously made of shit. Two tirds: one for the point, one for the bendy line.

Though it just disappeared, it existed for a while. I can’t ignore it.

Was it a proof for God existence?

Was it ?

Thursday, 5 March 2020 | 12:38 AM

Why have I stop shitting? Even now That I am trying nothing happens!

But after 5 minutes of struggling a stone drops.

Tuesday, 3 March 2020 | 01:27 AM

I‘ve had no shit for nearly two days. That’s odd.

Wouldn’t it be ‘cos of the fact I deprived my diet of anything containing gluten for the last three days? Dunno. I feel so lighter these days of my life though!

If shitting a bitt less it’s the only aftermath, well, I think I might cope with that!

In the meanwhile… I just had a single-tird shat. Lone dry droplets resembling brown nuggets – how precious!

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 07:06 PM

It’s kind of amazing I still got something to shit today

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 02:36 PM

Bowels after an infusion goes coo-coo.

Sunday, 1 March 2020 | 12:58 PM

Eternal shitshine of a stainless toilet

Saturday, 29 February 2020 | 10:18 AM

In a very small pond there once was a little snake, the little snake was a she, and it just turned child-bearing. No one knows how did the little snake fell into the cold small pond, and yet she was unlucky, she couldn’t get out. For not breathing she died in there.

Years after years passed by, and the little snake disappeared, decomposed. No one remembers it, so she simply stop existing. All that remains of her was a white egg. A perfect-sphere-shaped egg.

After so many years that little cold pond had become a wide big lake. Freezing, misty, eerie, that lake was. The egg hatched, and the cold spirit of the lake had risen.

Some say every men who swims at night in the cold cold lake just die. Some say a huge monster lives in the cold lake. Some say there’s a Mythical pre-historical creature protecting the lake.

Nobody knows the truth. The only thing I know is I definitely beat my record. I shat a tird longer than the Loch Ness Monstress!