I just finished watching an interesting documentary about how come Jackson Pollock is so famous. Apparently he became so because of his art patron Clement Greenberg.

Thus I decided I just need to find an influent critic and persuade him to write about me, convincing him this website is the contemporary art we all were waiting for.

Sure.

Thursday, 9 April 2020 | 05:43 PM

I shall enter in the Guinness World records for the most number of shit reports ever.

For sure this category does not exist. Yet.

Thursday, 9 April 2020 | 08:10 AM

If I shat gold, I’d be a multi-billionaire.

Wednesday, 8 April 2020 | 06:46 PM

Days are passing by, working with my computer all the time, I now took as a habit to go having a shower once every three/four days.

I can’t smell my shit anymore, would this be because I reek even worst?

Wednseday, 8 April 2020 | 09:29 AM

I just planted a solid rod in the water, well it more resemble a proper pillar.

I wonder what it would be like if ancient Greeks would have used tirds such as this one to build the Parthenon. 🤔

Tuesday, 7 April 2020 | 08:55 AM

Checking my website’s statistics I realised they’re not useful at all.

I need insights on how many times a day I do shits, ain’t no matter how many people visit my site, I want to know how many tirds I do per month!

Monday, 6 April 2020 | 12:53 PM

Poop cannot wait, you struggle, you do everything you can to keep in inside,

But you’re gonna lose every time!

Sunday, 5 April 2020 | 11:31 PM

Still, nice and quiet.

For sure, nobody’s allowed to go out.

Sunday, 5 April 2020 | 10:50 AM

I wonder if we’re ever going to invent any kind of time travel system.

If so, I’d use it just to shit my shit in the same toilet, in the same day, same time every time. It would obviously be in the future, so at the end of my life I can actually weight all the crap I’d have done in a life time.

I hope this dream will never come true…

Saturday, 4 April 2020 | 09:44 AM

Starting the day with a brisk session, where stuff is shot out, high-speed.

Lively ain’t it?

Saturday, 4 April 2020 | 01:04 AM

It feels so relaxing having a poop when everything around you is so dark and quiet.

It feels peaceful.

You could easily hear every single sound from your bowels. And the final splash.

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 12:08 PM

Unbelievable! I’m taking another one!

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 11:49 AM

Yesterday a guy commented on one of my instagram post, ‘u pooped three times in one day?’

Well yes, and it happens quite a lot. See?

My secret is seed and beans. Lentils this time.

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 09:15 AM

Reprise.

I knew that! For that I haven’t even tried to stand up! 🥴

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 08:58 AM

I’ve been sitting here for ages! Why do I always have to wait so long?

I sometimes imagine surgeons removing constipations. It must be horrible. A kind of a giant cork made of crap, perhaps they even need to cut it in pieces…

I feel you surgeons!