Wednesday, 2 September 2030 | 12:30 AM

For a stupid typo I find myself into the future, wondering, Will I keep writing this shitty blog in a ten-year span?

Hope so.

Tuesday, 1 September 2020 | 10:43 AM

Dark reveals of my fart.

Yes, I shat myself.

Tuesday, 1 September 2020 | 09:43 AM

Ouch. Yesterday night I drank one bottle of red wine all by myself, then I joined my friends, 10 km far, riding my bicycle.

Current situation is I can’t feel any part of my body. It’s all jelly. Even my shit is.

Monday, 31 August 2020 | 08:44 AM

A violent rainstorm just brought out the power. I can’t see my shit 🙁

Sunday, 30 August 2020 | 06:30 PM

Let’s FAAAAAAART! Uh! A tird got out!

Sunday, 30 August 2020 | 02:14 PM

My late lunch interrupted by my butt.

Sunday, 30 August 2020 | 11:18 AM

Less than a 14-hour gestation, I am so proud. It’s a boy!

A big, huge, stand-alone boy.

Friday, 28 August 2020 | 11:00 AM

I am not sure where am I gonna end up this time. It’s eleven o’clock and everything seem to be normal.

I take my shit, I wipe my bum, I stand up and… OH SHIT! OH SHIT!

For crying out loud, these tirds are staring at me!!!

I am horrified, they have got my face! 😰

Thursday, 27 August 2020 | 07:34 PM

Apparently a busy day for my arse.

Thursday, 27 August 2020 | 04:48 PM

I’m all sweaty. Just came home from a bicycle ride. I am exhausted.

Nevertheless, my body just doesn’t care, he demands me more stress. ‘TAKE A SHIT!’, it shouts.

There’s just one thing I can do.

Thursday, 27 August 2020 | 08:54 AM

Reprise!!

I really can’t tell how short ago was the last one.

Thursday, 27 August 2020 | 08:24 AM

I am too drowsy to talk about crap. The only thing it can be said about is life is shit.

Somehow it really is.

Wednesday, 26 August 2020 | 03:24 PM

In such a hot day even my shit is sweating.

Liquid.

Wednesday, 26 August 2020 | 08:56 AM

Sometimes it’s just shit.

Tuesday, 25 August 2020 | 02:47 PM

Just as bad as this morning, only a bit stinkier.

Much more.

Too much.