the Shy Tird

Hell yeah! Some loose shit… none in such a long time..

So proud of my arsehole

Woke up quite early today, somewhere around 5:30 AM.

As soon as I realised I wasn’t able to fall back asleep, I went straight to my laptop. Basically I sat there until now, when I felt some movement inside me…

Something trying to move their way out…

I decided to move my arse from a conformable sitting in front of the computer, to a certain holy chair.

Pretty immediately it happened what was due to happen.

Shit. Shit is in the hole now.

GM

Weird shit session.

1. It’s late, so my bowels is not used to
2. No stimuli, but after e few push and pulls, I got away with something
3. That something felt like huge, but instead it only was a little turd. I mean, very thin and small.
4. Fuck

Real hard shit today

Told you, there was more shit idly waiting inside me.

Drop the shit

I usually eat milk and cereal in the morning, with this heat, it was becoming impossibile, so I decided to switch to some yoghurt mixed with fresh fruits and some cereals. Much better!

Much faster!

Much shit!

Okay, I prepared myself for this morning shit.

It’s been three days since I stabilised my morning diet, I’ve been having breakfast with a bowl of yoghurt plus grapes and a little corn flakes, moreover I had sone rice, some cheese for lunch, and a carrot. A pint of beer before dinner and a mild dinner, not exaggerating, no more drink.

I also drank a lot of water, even during the night.

So this morning, straight after breakfast I had my fully-developed-not-hard shit!

It fell as a single-length turd! Huge!

I am so proud of my bowels! 🥹

Just a Bruxelles sprout worth of shit

Gotta get back to some kind of routine otherwise my bowels will be compromised.

It’s not that I’m constipated, but I need too much struggle…

I need sport

This morning I am taking a shit sitting on my toilet, as most of the days, but there’s an uncommon sound surrounding me, sheep grazing.

It’s weird how we share most of our DNA with them, and we do the same stuff every day, eat sleep shit – more or less. And yet we feel so different from every animal around us.

Why have we developed in such a cocky way?

We elected ourselves king of the animals, but we’re just stupid arrogant creatures, reigning on top of a white marble throne.

At max, we could be the king of shit! And I guess it’s true, since every shit happening to this planet is our fault’s!

Btw, this morning I extruded hard and dry shit, but only for the first half, as it suddenly changed into something fluid and mystical.

Third shit of the day?

I really need to get back into sports

My whole body needs it for life

I felt more shit inside me the whole morning.

I had to at least try to discharge it before lunch.

Made it.

Feel better

Just woke up. My belly hurts on the left-hand side. I hope It’s nothing serious…

What I did today was, sleep, shit, eat, watch Avatar, took another shit, and everything else will happen in the future.

I guess we’re going to watch Avatar 2. It’s too hot to do whatever one could think of, it’s cloudy and ready to rain outside, so nothing worth doing on vacation…

I’ll just stay here on the toilet for another while.

Is it late for my morning shit?

Probably it is, but as long as it gets out, it is fine

Yesterday I had my favourite pizza for dinner.

It is actually very good, but… I have troubles digestig it!

In the morning, I always have half the shit, the other half I save it for later! You know, just in case!

Actually it is not something I can decide, it simply stays there, burdening me ://

Just got back from my friend’s father’s funeral.

Yeah, life’s shit. Actually nope, this is shit, the turds I’m expelling!

Life’s worth living! As long as somebody can take a shit!

Got it over pretty quick.

Had much shit in the que

Keep farting bad stuff

You know, diarrhoea never comes when you need it.

I woke up burdened but no will of taking a shit was in place.

I had to eat all of the dried prunes I had left in the shelf to stimulate my bowels.

Fuck yeah, it worked!!

You know, another good thing of being on vacation for me is that I can switch off, unplug from my whole stressful life, I can smoke my joint and be as slow as I want, chilling with no worries at all.

Yeah, but how does it fit into my topic?

I didn’t have time to take a shit in the morning and I kept being constipated the whole day, as expected, I wasn’t feeling so good, I mean, burdened and producing horrible farts the whole day…

I needed a solution, I ate some prunes – farts intensified – had a peach – farts almost stopped, but I felt my bowels moving.

The thing was due soon, but I needed one last push.

Rolled a joint, smoked it, rushed to the bathroom.

Oh yeah, shit in the hole!

I love vacations…I am spending the whole evening sweating even if I stay here laying down on my bed, FARTING.

Nice, my bowels is not working

There’s no time for morning shit, gotta get my cat vaccinated.

See you later toilet!

Okay, I didn’t even drink much… I brought my visiting friend at my favourite local Indian restaurant, we has some beers and I took some curry Lamb, but I felt ok.

We then had a custom made drink with gin and ginger, and we ger back home. I mean, not a naughty life is it?

I slept poorly, and I woke up with a brick inside my bowels. Thar brick is now getting out piling to the bottom of my toilet as a mass of weird pale-reddish liquid.

Mh. Well.

It just doesn’t stop