At first was a constipated morning, but then shit came out quickly and easily.

Constipation at first, morning shit delayed.

Now just sweat. The sun is already high in the sky, and I sweat.

Can’t push further, shit must do everything by itself.

Won’t work.

Be steady, it can happen any moment.

Another constipated morning 🙁

Finally some shit came visiting the loo

Feel just a little better

Too little tho

It’s fucking impossible, I just eat a kebab for dinner, and I am now constipated in the morning!

Oh cmon!

A sudden diabolical diarrhoea attack just came.

It was not that painful – I’ve known worse – but it lasted quite a while…

Luckily I was home!

Pushing hard for taking shit in summer is like melting in a volcano.

Lava always underneath

Here’s a quick unexpected shit.

My favourite ones

Finally – after maaamy months – shit gets out with no worries at all.

Would it be because I ate a lot of veggies and fruit?

Could be.

Must be!

I shall do it more often…

Yeah.

Feel better tho

It felt like there was some huge turd waiting to be expelled.

But it didn’t come out. Felt it inside. Piling up.

Nothing out.

I kept pushing and pushing. Nothing out.

I was about to give up when I tried one last push.

Then I felt it getting closer and closer to the exit hole, but as close as it was getting just as big it became.

I don’t know I made it, but I MADE IT!

It was indeed gargantuan, and I feel relieved. Re-lived

I don’t know really what else to say. i know it’s dull, but it’s just shit getting out of my arsehole!

To be fair, it’s a period of my life I’m focusing on my new job project. I still dedicate myself to taking a shit in the morning, but my creativity is funnelled somewhere else.

Turds smell though!