So this is how it works: constipated for a whole day, and this morning I take yesterday’s shit.

What about today’s?

Guess I have to wait…

I’m lagging…

It’s been a long day at the beach. The night has been longer.

3 hours sleep, constipated day.

Yeah, constipation.

Hate it.

Utterly hate it!

Shall I call it a normal shit!?

Taking a shit is awesome.

This morning I really thought I wouldn’t gave made it, you know, I ate pizza for dinner…

Normally I’m constipated the day next, but today NOOOOPE!

Shit just got out pretty easily!

NICE!

Gotta admit eating veggies and fruit makes shit a lot easier!

Duh! No news!

Yeah yeah, but it is very difficult to stay committed to that!

Feels like there is more shit here inside me, but you know, can’t carve it out!

Taking a reeal shit now

I noticed the pasta I had for lunch expired two months ago…

Then I had ice cream :3

Love it when shit’s so quick.

I mean, immediate. Just sat on.

splash

What does shit look like the day after a party?

Yes.

Just like that!

Also, I forgot to eat before started drinking…

Yeah, bad

As expected, new shit came

Love it when I can work from the toilet!

Sooo focusing!

Unexpected regular shit.

Thanks fruits!

I’ve spent more than half a hour on the toilet, waiting for the shit to arrive, but nothing came out.

Then I stood, went doing something else. There it came. A quick fart series, followed by some loose shit. Had to sit back on my toilet.

There there…

This is my life.

Shitty hitty life.

Oh btw, that’s another 7/10 rating