Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 12:37 PM

Diarrhoea protruding from my arsehole is making my day difficult.

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 10:45 AM

Some other crap hidden in my belly.

OUT!

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 07:56 AM

Abruption from my bottom.

Thursday, 2 July 2020 | 06:17 AM

Just sitting having my morning wee, a wild tird fought his way out, effortlessly.

Wednesday, 1 July 2020 | 11:17 PM

I juat arse-crafted the perfect infinite-tird.

It disappears right below the foam*, a never ending piece of fun.

*I put those jelly things to have a nice blue-shaded foamy water inside my loo.

Wednesday, 1 July 2020 | 11:26 AM

Lushy

Tuesday, 30 June 2020 | 08:37 PM

After a long cycling upwind the struggle was so high, I got no energy left to expel this little tirdy out. 😰

Farts instead, just get out freely

Tuesday, 30 June 2020 | 10:41 AM

I’ve spent the whole night -not sleeping, but – slow-cooking. The temperature in my room doesn’t go below 30ºC and the shit inside my is now dry as a desert.

Monday, 29 June 2020 | 12:44 AM

The heat I am experiencing is overwhelming. I can’t live. It is so hot the tirds I dropped just squeezed gently out of my anus, perfectly sweat-lubricated

Sunday, 28 June 2020 | 08:36 AM

Portrait of my arse in the morning: 🙈

Saturday, 27 June 2020 | 01:31 PM

If I only had the money I’d create an industry out of my shit.

Saturday, 27 June 2020 | 12:06 AM

After a long day spent grilling chilling eating and drinking. I need my spliff.

Most of all I need a shit.

That’s it. My shit.

Shit.

My shit.

Friday, 26 June 2020 | 01:00 PM

It’s one o’clock….. SHIT.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIT.

I’ve been transferred again. Popped out of my toilet. Pooped in inside a planet made of monkeys. Not normal monkeys. White monkeys, browned by crap they keep trowing at each other.

Friday, 26 June 2020 | 11:05 AM

I am having a shit guys!

Always a news

Thursday, 25 June 2020 | 01:50 PM

No rush uh? What just popped out of my arse is HUGE. A SOULSTONE OF CRAP.

I am mortal again