Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 11:27 AM

Routine fucked-up. Nice shit. Multi-shaped.

Could be a piece of modern artwork.

Shall be a piece of modern artwork.

Will be a piece of modern artwork.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 04:24 AM

New day, new shit.

Monday, 28 September 2020| 07:51 PM

…and after a short nap, crap gets out much easily. 🙂

Monday, 28 September 2020 | 06:25 PM

I’m so tired I can’t feel there’s shit coming out of me.

I shall have a nap, then try again.

Monday, 28 September 2020 |10:04 AM

This shat was so smooth I can even think someone greased my whole bowels while I was sleeping.

Sunday, 27 September 2020 | 10:48 AM

Summer goes away, autumn takes its place.

Leaves on the ground,

Rain makes no sound,

I am farting and splashing, I am the king of shit.

Saturday, 26 September 2020 | 11:22 AM

Mission accomplished. Not having a shit after a binge eating of sushi.

Friday, 25 September 2020 | 10:56 AM

Since during the last 10 days I am only eating dull food, I am already focusing on my forthcoming lunch at the sushi restaurant.

After that even my shit will uramake a great smell!

Thursday, 24 September 2020 | 11:26 AM

Pretty – well not that pretty – disappointing amount of crap. For the records.

Wednesday, 23 September 2020 | 02:49 PM

You know when you vacuum-pack stuff?

Well, It looks like my bowels did the same exact thing to my tirds.

Wednesday, 23 September 2020 | 08:10 AM

For shitting out loud! Loads from my load!

Tuesday, 22 September 2020 | 11:57 PM

Burping while shitting it’s not weird

Tuesday, 22 September 2020 | 10:21 AM

You know those games where you pick the difficulty at the beginning?

Well, if the game was shitting, eating vegetables makes it the easier version.

I am still not sure which one is the hardest, though 🤔

Tuesday, 22 September 2020 | 03:49 AM

Too thoughtful for sleeping.

I’ll take a shit then!

Monday, 21 September 2020 | 02:45 PM

Reprise-surprise!!