I basically spent the day eating.

First some late breakfast I could have skept, immediately followed by a heavy lunch, chicken and potatoes.

A little nap was necessary, then I helped my girlfriend making a cake. My chore was to lick every dough left in the tools. In the end, we ate it.

Well well, I am on my toilet now. I needed it. 😑

Has anybody ever seen goat shit? It’s made of many little droplets 1-2cm wide.

That, that resembles mine I’ve just created

Some air is stuck inside me.

Neither it can push out, nor it could come back in.

A lil turd then, gets things moving again

C’mon, I shit, you shit. Anybody shits.

There’s nothing to be ashamed of!

Unless your tirds resembles Trump’s face… 🤔

Holding it back inside all day long.

Finally home.

It doesn’t want to get out.

Poor thing. -> Me.

I simply forgot to have some, today

Now my farts smells cadaver

Just a cursory shit before my dinner, which I don’t know yet what’s going to be 🤔

I am not used to eleven hours of sleep. In fact, I am pretty late for my morning shit.

Nevertheless, here it comes, nice and steady. A bit stealthy though 👀

Not so many people really think about the perfect science of an anus.

It is able to defecate everywhere, pressure steady, dilatation ad hoc, it is simply excellent!

The only bug is, it gets dirty… Well, let’s just give a little help to our friend!!

Wooow. A giant fresh* tird was hiding inside me!

Third big shit of the dayy!!!

*and for fresh I mean super spongyyy

This morning I was very upset.

I forgot to post a video of my crap being flushed down on TikTok.

For sure my bowels felt pity, thus decided to make me a gift: this truly satisfying floating shit I just created. Such a great friend!

Yet, my crap sunk.

My mind is full of infos about cryptocurrencies. I’ve been studying this since Saturday.

Now I want to create a token called SHITcoin.

So stupid, I am…

I am starting to love my habit consisting of sitting, pooping, writing, posting.

It’s cool! I mean… the thing I am sitting on. 🙃

Probably is just because I had no poop yesterday, but HERE I AM, BACK AGAIN!

All right, yesterday I had no shit whatsoever.

So said, I am now pumping and breathing in order to give birth to this little huge baby already 2-days-old.

…and IT’S OUT! Followed by an indefinite number of very little brothers!

Niiiiiiiice! Warm congratulations to me!!