Tuesday, 20 October 2020 | 08:50 AM

Well well! My first birthday is coming. One year of shit posting. Wow.

Anyway, I am starting to feel like I don’t know anymore what to tell to my shit-diary.

Maybe a shall push forward, maybe I should consider typing my posts with my turds.

Well right now it is possible, they’re hard solid! Bur what about those days when it’s creamy like melted butter?

Monday, 19 October 2020 | 11:26 AM

A pleasant sunlight filters through the curtains warming up my shins, it feel so soft and magic.

In such a comfortable scene I feel tremendously calm, at peace, and my arse expels muddy pieces of shit.

Monday, 19 October 2020 | 09:28 AM

Anxiety rises,

Poo drops.

Sunday, 18 October 2020| 06:59 PM

Not that much to tell. Just one splash in the pool. Nothing else.

Sunday, 18 October 2020 | 09:53 AM

My shit is much more worth than every piece of art in the world.

Especially when is hard as diamond such as right now.

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 08:58 PM

Some pebbles got out. And they jumped in the pool.

It’s so fun to be a tird!

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 02:09 PM

Normal shit. Dull post.

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 11:49 PM

I am so much in love with my shit, we shall exchange numbers.

Friday, 16 October 2020 | 03:09 PM

Curry for lunch, now my belly wants to rebel.

Friday, 16 October 2020 | 08:59 AM

Not too much to get rid of.

May be because I lost two kilos in the last four days 🤔

Thursday, 15 October 2020 | 10:10 AM

Piles and piles of shit crowd the pool.

Not so much else. My anus burns a bit.

Wednesday, 14 October 2020 | 02:25 PM

Between a disperate crying and another, even my arse is so sad I can’t expel the whole lot of shit inside me.

Wednesday, 14 October 2020 | 10:20 AM

After a great slumber, even my bowels are full of strength.

I now can push really hard so I can squeeze all the trash trapped inside me. And you know what? It’s smoking hot!

I should really consider the idea of planting flowers in my shit. Stay tuned, someday imma do it!

Tuesday, 13 October 2020 | 05:42 PM

Premise, I take a piss sitting on my toilet.

I was not expecting this, I pooped too. 😶

Tuesday, 13 October 2020 | 08:35 AM

I believe I dreamt shit. It’s confused, I am confused.

For sure though, this is not a dream. This is real crap! Real brown sugar coating my white china basin.