Monday, 28 September 2020 |10:04 AM

This shat was so smooth I can even think someone greased my whole bowels while I was sleeping.

Sunday, 27 September 2020 | 10:48 AM

Summer goes away, autumn takes its place.

Leaves on the ground,

Rain makes no sound,

I am farting and splashing, I am the king of shit.

Saturday, 26 September 2020 | 11:22 AM

Mission accomplished. Not having a shit after a binge eating of sushi.

Friday, 25 September 2020 | 10:56 AM

Since during the last 10 days I am only eating dull food, I am already focusing on my forthcoming lunch at the sushi restaurant.

After that even my shit will uramake a great smell!

Thursday, 24 September 2020 | 11:26 AM

Pretty – well not that pretty – disappointing amount of crap. For the records.

Wednesday, 23 September 2020 | 02:49 PM

You know when you vacuum-pack stuff?

Well, It looks like my bowels did the same exact thing to my tirds.

Wednesday, 23 September 2020 | 08:10 AM

For shitting out loud! Loads from my load!

Tuesday, 22 September 2020 | 11:57 PM

Burping while shitting it’s not weird

Tuesday, 22 September 2020 | 10:21 AM

You know those games where you pick the difficulty at the beginning?

Well, if the game was shitting, eating vegetables makes it the easier version.

I am still not sure which one is the hardest, though 🤔

Tuesday, 22 September 2020 | 03:49 AM

Too thoughtful for sleeping.

I’ll take a shit then!

Monday, 21 September 2020 | 02:45 PM

Reprise-surprise!!

Monday, 21 September 2020 | 02:37 PM

Y?

(The shape my shit has taken laying on the slope)

Monday, 21 September 2020 | 11:54 AM

A tird resembling a large big worm just dropped aimlessly in the pool. It really looked like it was kinda dying.

Poor boy.

Monday, 21 September 2020 | 01:18 AM

Something is happening to my body.

Will it be because I had no proper sleep in weeks?

May be due to the fact I am not eating enough.

Tomorrow will tell the truth behind the quest.

Sunday, 20 September 2020 | 09:26 AM

I finally found a moment in which to have a relaxed shit. I collected so much crap during this week, I can barely walk anymore without taking a poo.

Nice one!