Thursday, 22 October 2020 | 10:01 AM

Huuuuge rod. I mean, I really should be crafting arms out of my dried tirds!

I shall then sell ‘em!

Wednesday, 21 October 2020 | 11:38 AM

Well, Nothing to say,

only farts today!

Nothing to say

Tuesday, 20 October 2020| 12:54 PM

You know that disappointing moment when you start compressing your bowels in order to expel a tird, you think it’ll last two seconds, and instead you end up struggling for minutes ‘cos that brown cunt is bigger than you’d ever expected!

Tuesday, 20 October 2020 | 08:50 AM

Well well! My first birthday is coming. One year of shit posting. Wow.

Anyway, I am starting to feel like I don’t know anymore what to tell to my shit-diary.

Maybe a shall push forward, maybe I should consider typing my posts with my turds.

Well right now it is possible, they’re hard solid! Bur what about those days when it’s creamy like melted butter?

Monday, 19 October 2020 | 11:26 AM

A pleasant sunlight filters through the curtains warming up my shins, it feel so soft and magic.

In such a comfortable scene I feel tremendously calm, at peace, and my arse expels muddy pieces of shit.

Monday, 19 October 2020 | 09:28 AM

Anxiety rises,

Poo drops.

Sunday, 18 October 2020| 06:59 PM

Not that much to tell. Just one splash in the pool. Nothing else.

Sunday, 18 October 2020 | 09:53 AM

My shit is much more worth than every piece of art in the world.

Especially when is hard as diamond such as right now.

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 08:58 PM

Some pebbles got out. And they jumped in the pool.

It’s so fun to be a tird!

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 02:09 PM

Normal shit. Dull post.

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 11:49 PM

I am so much in love with my shit, we shall exchange numbers.

Friday, 16 October 2020 | 03:09 PM

Curry for lunch, now my belly wants to rebel.

Friday, 16 October 2020 | 08:59 AM

Not too much to get rid of.

May be because I lost two kilos in the last four days 🤔

Thursday, 15 October 2020 | 10:10 AM

Piles and piles of shit crowd the pool.

Not so much else. My anus burns a bit.

Wednesday, 14 October 2020 | 02:25 PM

Between a disperate crying and another, even my arse is so sad I can’t expel the whole lot of shit inside me.