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Thursday, 17 December 2020 | 02:10 PM

Just like every sport, even shitting takes training!

Day by day my arsehole becomes stronger and stronger. One day I’ll finally be able to strangle people with it!

Well… only if they won’t die suffocating first

Thursday, 17 December 2020 | 08:40 AM

Okay, serious post today.

I must to say I am very lucky. I do not suffer from any arse diseases. Poor lads, with their spongy bloody stones in their arsehole. I am very sorry for you.

Cheers.

Indeed, my turds just laid smoothly into the toilet’s water. Such a pleasing moment!

Monday, 14 December 2020 | 09:53 AM

Dear Santa,

This has been the best year for my shats, always at home, in my own loo.

Please make this covid END FOREVER!

I need discomfortable shits all around the globe! You know, at least for this blog to be worth reading!

Sunday, 13 December 2020 | 09:12 AM

All right, now a serious post is vital.

If I die, I’d like this to pass to my son or daughter if I’ll ever have one. If I die before that, well. I would pretty much appreciate if some friend of mine would take this as a legacy.

It will change the world.

Serious shitting hear! My arsehole is dirty as shit