A new week begins. What’s going to happen?

Will I be able not to drink any alchool?

These questions are very related to my stinky crap laying in the toilet pool.

Well, let’s see… My anus is ready!

Yesterday was a delightful day for climbing!

So I went out early in the morning… but I could go further than 400 meters because I had to come back home, I forgot something.

What I forgot was I drank 2 litres of beer the day before, so I had another diarrhoea attack.

It’s a pity though, I though I would have wrote a post shitting on some rocks, but luckily enough, it hasn’t happened…

Yesterday I had something like five pints of beer. Now I’d like to be rewarded five points to gryffindor because of the great magic that just got out of my body.

I mean, it’s effect can’t be caused by anything apart from a great spell of magic! It hurts, it’s stingy, it’s broad!

…and it’s lasting too long.

Fuck me and fuck beer.

My girlfriend told me funny stories about her shit. I think she’s going to join me on this blog, as an occasiona co-author.

Nobody cares, and my arse is booming. The air gaping my tirds is more compressed than soft air guns

I should have taken my crap earlier. I hold it too long, now I am going to miss it 🙁

I’m too attached :’(

All right, another dull shit. It’s going to be a dull post.

That’s the kind of post I gotta right just because I have to keep up my streak.

Plenty of love for my crap.

As soon as my cheeks spread on the toilet, a long, glum Tird got out of me.

Yesterday was dull. Today is dull. Tomorrow will be a dull day. That’s life though! Some weeks are so uneventful, some others are full of crap!

I’m hoping for a rainy day 💭

Rush in the bash

All right this is a terrible post.

Have you ever made a dough? Some dough of any kind, flour, water, eggs. Well, I have.

Seems like I could be eating arse-made pasta for lunch…

I had to postpone my morning shit. Now a huge snake pf shit is clogging my toilet.

All in all it was

Just a shit in the loo

Actually, more than that. Since it makes my bum explode

On the phone with my girlfriend, my shit really smells, me trying not to make bas noises.

Tho’ who cares?

A little sausage made of poop

I am sitting on the toilet sharing the loo with my girlfriend. It feels weird….

Anyhow, I managed to let something out.

So proud of my relationship 😌

An unexpected tird just came abruptly out