Fuck WHY?

I am constipated today. Why cant it just work fine???

Fuck!

Desperately needed a shit while going to sleep. But in the morning not even a turd. My belly bloating.

I then go to the bathroom. I rest for a while, uh! Some shit.

Not enough.

3/10

Constipated sunday :/

Goooood shit.

I mean. Probably the best I’ve had in months.

Very nice.

Fair and clean.

10/10

Poor sleep means also my bowels are poor. Poor bowels 🙁

Threw just a few liiittle shitballs

Feeling shit. After the wedding I attended last weekend me and at least 4 other invitees are reporting the same symptoms.

I guess its another covid wave. Fuck it.

Btw, at least it is not compromising my bowels too.

They seem happy and working as beautifully as ever.

Efficiency!

Loose shit.

Great!

I don’t have much to say about this morning shit. Frankly I’ve had worse, and even better.

So it an honest 5/10

So, today, some loose shit. Why? Don’t know.

It is what it is.

GM

After a constipated morning, and another 45-minute nap 🫩

My bowels are now ready to produce something. But

But just something.

So disappointing.

3/10

Oh shit much shit.

Content nausea, too

Shit. Fuck

Gotta lay down

Ok, well. Yesterday I was at a wedding.

Well. I feel unwell now.

You know… weddings are weddings…

Ever since I got my SmartWatch, I took the habit to monitor my sleep every day. Today the Health App says I slept poorly, for 5h46m.

24minutes of which, I’ve spent on the toilet. Between 5:58 and 6:22. My memories are a little confused, but I clearly remember I was struggling. There was pain. There was regret. There was my cat trying to knead- While I was pushing and sweating. It was the worst part of the wedding. Yeah.

And you know, at one point I’ve just finished not just because it was the end, but because I couldn’t cope with the bad smell. It was utter EVIL!

I’ve had enough of this summer.

I need my routine back. One with vegetables and fruit and les alcohol.

My bowels is protesting with another constipated morning :/

Why do I love my friend so much?

Every time we go out drinking is always excess.

2 litres beers on an empty stomach…. mhh… it wasn’t the best idea…

And not on a weekend…

Let’s leave the quality or my sleep out of this, I feel diarrhoea inside me and yet I’m constipated :/

Evil

Shit got out in trouble

So what about it?

Woke up by diarrhoea.

I don’t understand though, how – and why – my body waited until today to present me with this. It’s been days I’ve been eating and drinking not caring about the consequences, and the consequences never came…

How – and why – the fuck my bowels only waited until I was back home to do so…

Well… fine….

Let’s go back to work-shitty-days!

Not that I hate my job… shitty as for real SHIT!