Not so many people really think about the perfect science of an anus.

It is able to defecate everywhere, pressure steady, dilatation ad hoc, it is simply excellent!

The only bug is, it gets dirty… Well, let’s just give a little help to our friend!!

Wooow. A giant fresh* tird was hiding inside me!

Third big shit of the dayy!!!

*and for fresh I mean super spongyyy

This morning I was very upset.

I forgot to post a video of my crap being flushed down on TikTok.

For sure my bowels felt pity, thus decided to make me a gift: this truly satisfying floating shit I just created. Such a great friend!

Yet, my crap sunk.

My mind is full of infos about cryptocurrencies. I’ve been studying this since Saturday.

Now I want to create a token called SHITcoin.

So stupid, I am…

I am starting to love my habit consisting of sitting, pooping, writing, posting.

It’s cool! I mean… the thing I am sitting on. 🙃

Probably is just because I had no poop yesterday, but HERE I AM, BACK AGAIN!

All right, yesterday I had no shit whatsoever.

So said, I am now pumping and breathing in order to give birth to this little huge baby already 2-days-old.

…and IT’S OUT! Followed by an indefinite number of very little brothers!

Niiiiiiiice! Warm congratulations to me!!

The days I have no shit feels so weird. I don’t feel myself

I don’t know why exactly, but I woke up at 4 in the morning. The first thing that came into my head is this idea: printing limited editions of sort of greeting cards about shit.

Nice, then I couldn’t fall asleep anymore. Hence I woke up and developed my idea.

Next week I am going to start a Kickstarter campaign. 🙃 A shit related crowdfunding campaign.

Now, talking about that, my arse stung a bit. What did I eat yesterday? 🤔

My arse has something else to say…

It’s uncommon for me to write my post sitting comfortably on a chair, but I forgot to write it while extruding my crap. It was ok, normal pebbles.

Thing is, I increasd the struggle. Now, besides a post every shit I do, I am also TikToking.

Some morning tirds are conical. They start pointy, they end muuch wider!

Bullets!

Third shit in a day, but deluding. A few pebbles

Think I’ll have another shit. Yes.

Cool.

All right.

Yeah.

Shit.

Turds.

Yeah.!

I know I am talking a lot about that video where I take a shit on the floor, but since I uploaded it online my mindset shifted.

I feel like a performance artist now! Will I ever be recognised by one? Dunno.

In the meanwhile, my arsehole is very busy at the moment. Now that I want to take videos of my turds being flushed down I can’t even wipe myself properly.