last   poops

Tuesday, 13 July 2021 | 03:03 PM

I wish I could shit more. My routine is chaos these days, and it fucks up my shit habits.

To be sure not to miss a good shot though, I ate a saucy kebab.

Looking forward to my next session now!

Sunday, 11 July 2021 | 02:58 AM

Me and my girlfriend rented an AirB&B for the night.

I am trying to have a shit now, but what restraints me from having a shit is not my girlfriend staring at me. It is the old mother of our apartment tenant sleeping in the room beside ours

Wednesday, 7 July 2021 | 07:41 AM

Reprise. If my toilet was firstly filled with huge columns, there now are the rubbles.

Out of metaphor, there first has been a spike attack, after a while followed by a volcano eruption.

Yes, it really feels like lava.

Wednesday, 7 July 2021 | 07:11 AM

Fine. Breakfast required a lot of self temper, but in the end I managed to finish it before the bomb EXPLODED.

NOW I AM EXPIATING ALL MY YESTERDAY’S SINS: a kebab for lunch, three large beers and some pizza for dinner.

This session is very excruciating, and it keeps going! I guess it’s worthy of Dante’s inferno.