A single Nugget

I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! IT GOT OUT!

All righty. I prepared myself for the war today. I ate pasta, pizza, kebab in the last few days. Had no shit whatsoever yet. So I just had a huge cup of ginger tea. It should stimulate me. I deadly hope so.

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for twenty minutes now. Nothing yet. Let’s wait…

The day is reaching the end, and I still can’t shit.

I AIN’T SHIT NO SHIT

Now, I ate a kebab for lunch. C’moon! Let me expeeeeeeeeel!

Another day spent with anything getting out of me.

I am sitting on the white throne, I am trying…

Nothing.

And some cramps are starting to present in my belly :/

Even today, no shit happened to exit.

The problem is I am dying in pain, and I can’t afford to push my anus at the moment.

I am worried. I felt no urge to have a shit today.

None at all.

I’ve never thought I would have ended up reporting something like this when I first opened this blog.

This morning I had my circumcision. The surgery itself hasn’t been painful. Holding my farts during the whole operation was tough, though.

I now need two weeks to recover, but – I’m thinking – in the meanwhile, I’m gonna need to shit!

Fuck. I am scared. Why couldn’t they cut it once I was born? Now everything is so much complicated…

Anyway. This is my first shit after the surgery. I spent the last three hours working at my laptop, trying hard to concentrate while the pain was climaxing my dick.

Well. Now I emptied from the rubbish, the pain is gone. So after all, it was just crap’s fault!

I am at the clinic waiting for a surgery. Apart from the anxiety, I desperately need a shit.

Fuck fuck fuck, I am scared of exploding right in the middle of the operation. It would be pretty cringy

Arguably the most pathetic shit ever. It doesn’t even fly.

The day passed by, why haven’t I taken a shit today?!

An exclamation point has just appeared inside my toilet. It is brown.

Trust me. It’s my gut expressing its feelings through crap.

❗️

There’s still time to flush a pretty tird tonight

Shitty slowly emitting. Slowly falling.

Slowly sinking.

Eruption