Woah, two huge turds!

Mh, something in the end got out….

Not much.

But at least my year started with a little shy tird!

So the new year began uh?

And I’m starting it with constipation?

Mh.

Too bad.

Too bad….

Could be because of oversleeping… but no shit this morning 🙁

Finally. FINALLY!

Some sort of mild-diarrhoea gets my bowel loose.

Is constipation over?

Great! Just happens it was indeed a cork this morning. More shit coming right now

This morning I pooped a cork.

Or at least it looks like it.. and it kinda worked like one.

Hopingly constipation ends today!

Will it though? :/

Oh great… I thought comstipation was finished…

IT IS NOT 🙁

I think I got 2/3 kilos of just poop inside me

Something I haven’t share about these constipated days

In the last few months I discovered some sort of technique to stimulate pooping.

It is a necessity, you know.

It began washing my arsehole, out of the blue I remembered a suggestion my ex gave me, washing my arsehole with soap, and occasionally linger on it a bit inside. This would have stimulate peristaltic movements, allegedly.

You know what… I tried occasionally, excluded soap from the equation – it just irritated the colon – and it worked!

It works!

Sometimes at least.

This time at least!

Eventually I deployed some 3-days-old shit, now I just miss the backlogged…

I collect Another day of constipation.

My stomach is starting to hurt now, yet, no stimula

No shit

Again

Again

Againagain

Again n again

FUCK I FEEL BAAddddd

Well, I just can’t shit. This is starting worrying me tbh.

I’d need some sort of purgative :/

Constipation. This is my keyword the day after Christmas

It’s lunch time but actually I took several shits in the morning.

Lovely Christmas…. everybody loves it

My bowels hate it!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

…farting everywhere…

Mh… I don’t remember that part of the song…

…But it is what it feels like to me. As holidays approach, my bowels get stressed. More and more. Eating out multiplies. As long as drinking, getting home late and – luckily – being with friends.

This is Christmas for me! Taking a lot of shit!