last   poops

Saturday, 8 January 2021 | 06:03 AM

It’s six in the morning and I would much rather be asleep. But yesterday I had hamburgers for dinner and this clearly means I have to stay up trying to banish the devil from within my soul.

Ain’t I sick? Some days I just hope to die soon

Tuesday, 4 January 2021 | 09:49 AM

It’s very disappointing having this amount of shit. I spent the last three days farting and holding stuff inside me, not on purpose clearly. Yet I pooped just a little dried maggot.

Fucking life

Saturday, 1 January 2022 | 09:41 AM

Let’s celebrate this new year in the best way.

There’s the biggest turd of the year clogged inside me, it’a enormous, and it can’t get out.

Btw, just as a reminder, I am still exiled home with my girlfriend, with covid, with symptoms, I think I never woke up this time on new year