I think this is the moment I went closer to shitting myself.

I was coming back from the beach, 1-hour driving. I felt the stimulus as soon as I.

Once home I stopped by a wine shop to buy bottles for tonight party. I tasted them. Think I could not do the worst mistake.

I rushed back home, fully undressed myself, I almost shat on the floor.

I am finally sitting on the toilet. SHIIIT I needed it!!

Shit smells. Everyone knows it.

Nonetheless, just a few times I could actually smell it’s so reeky. This is one of those moments.

Nice plain smell of shit.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

What do you do while taking a shit? You read shampoo ingredients? You scroll instagram? You make a phone call?

I prefer posting about it.

My shit was hard as bricks

Now I am wondering why wiping was so creamy. Is it some sort of joke? I am not laughing

I’m so tired I can’t tell if I am alive or dead.

Shit suddenly reminds me I am alive. Spikey

Today my anus is sparkly, it makes bum bum humming sound, very very amusing. There’s no poop though 🙁

Rubbles

Downloading…

Shitment postponed. Am late

My vacations are through. I’m back at the studio…

What’s the first thing I do as soon my boss gets out? I TAKE A SHIIIIIIT! yeeeaaaahhhh!!!

Creamy shiiiiiit!!

Seems like my arse missed home more than I did.

Am still shitting here…🙄

I’ve just come back from a 13-day road-camping trip. I am simply EXHAUSTED.

First things first. TAKING A HUGE CRAPPY SHIT. I’ve spent the last three days of my trip sustaining solely on canned beans. Basically I was a walking fart. I was Loud. I was free.

This morning I went to the very same spot I took a shit yesterday. That old thing was totally black, plenty of ants and flies.

Then I piled a ninja turd on top of that. They won’t be lonely anymore!

Ain’t no shit to do in the water.

I did it crouched behind a bush, with the sound of the water pleasing me

A single fly kisses my products.

Five friends on a pretty lonely bay, far from everything.

Couldn’t find the toilet paper, PANIC.

BACK ON SHITTING IN THE WATEEER!