I ate pizza for dinner, now farts depriving me of sleep

Another day

Another shit

Another day of quarantine

The huge tird is out, and it brings pain!🍾

First shit of the year. Very bad signal

Let’s celebrate this new year in the best way.

There’s the biggest turd of the year clogged inside me, it’a enormous, and it can’t get out.

Btw, just as a reminder, I am still exiled home with my girlfriend, with covid, with symptoms, I think I never woke up this time on new year

Not much shit happening in my life right now, not much shit happing to be expelled from my arse these days.

Just some covid symptoms.

Best new years eve ever!

Morning, this is the shy tird from the house. Normal normal shit, covid covid synthomps

I’ve got no strength to push 🙁

Lil’ update, I have coronavirus. I guess my diarrhoea was connected 🤔

All in all it was Another shit in the hole

A bit squashy this time

Anoother looose shit!

And my girlfriend has temperature.

Covid coming??

Diarrhoea

Not a very good sign

An incredibly painful one, though

I can barely sit still. This shit hurts a lot. I mean physically.

Covid symptoms? hope not. In the meanwhile I suffer. 😖

I am pooping :3

Yey, a huge turd to balance yesterday’s constipation!

Yesterday I had no shit, so I lost my streak 🙁

More shit to come.

After a 4-hour slumber, my Christmas could now begin! I wrapped the last presents, then headed for the loo. A LOOOOOT OF WRAPPED got out of me! SOOO NICE!

My body made me the perfect Christmas Present!!!