Finally a few stones came out

No shit.

2-day streak, my biology is fucked up

No shit

How peculiar, it’s been at least a week since my shit stained the toilet paper when wiping off

I flushed down thrice. The turd is still floating mid-water.

Fuck it.

Am sitting at a bar outside, drinking with friends. Suddenly reeking farts amass in my arse. Gotta get inside to expel ‘em.

Even if outside it is fucking stinky!

Now am in the toilet. Relieved. Oops, a turd got out! Uncorking the bottle of smell now the toilet is out of order.

Squiddy shitty brownie

Another one for the arse-killing-nuggets.

It sank down immediately, it must weighted some 3-4kilos

And now a fist-shaped turd extrudes.

It was as well as big as a fist.

Ouch

Since I spontaneously woke up at 1:30 AM my body’s clock is completely fucked up and my arse simply don’t respond

Pretty smooth shit. My arse is wiped clean

Covid negative. End of quarantine. Japanese-Beazilian restaurant. Death of my intestines.

Now I am both constipated and full of farts

Not so much to shit in this cold morning

The fourth one of the day, I guess 🙃

Another piece of shit