Yesterday I had no shit, so I lost my streak 🙁

More shit to come.

After a 4-hour slumber, my Christmas could now begin! I wrapped the last presents, then headed for the loo. A LOOOOOT OF WRAPPED got out of me! SOOO NICE!

My body made me the perfect Christmas Present!!!

When this morning I wrote about taking a shit at 5:30, I haven’t taken it too seriously.

I’ve only said I took a shit next to a tree, which is actually true, but not very rich of details, so let’s take a deeper insight, shall I?

Christmas eve’s dinner. It was very nice really, I talked a lot with my relatives, we all played Monopoly with my cousins. Yes, very nice indeed! With all the food came some wine. Sparkly, then red one, then bubbles, then… at 1AM, I met my friends at a public square. Not many people around us (I guess COVID hasn’t left yet!). I drank more wine. More wine. More wine.

Well, time passed greatly, I refereed a football match between my friends, wasn’t expecting that! I had fun!

The clock went further, it was 5:30 and we were still chatting, but I desperately needed a shit, so I went for an unspoken wee to the close group of tree (why is there a forest in the city?), nobody asked, normal wee.

IT WAS NOT! pulled my pants down, sat with my back against the trunk, and pushed out what seemed to be an eel of shit, it was very yucky, very smelly. And very fun actually!

Luckily I had a tissue with me, wiped everything off, then went back to my friends.

Merry Christmas!

Happy Christmas with a veeery long turd expelled next to a tree. It’s five thirty in the morning. Everything is all right

It is Christmas eve and I am taking my first shit. More coming for sure. Then THE PRESEEEEEENTS! MORE SHIT INSIDE!

Consumerism is live!

Having a dinner with the office means Imma be late, coz I’m still shittiiiiiing.

Not much to say. Just a little shit in a life of shit.

Just any type of other poop, but virtual

Wrapped in juice,

Ain’t no news

Very clean shit

Poop. As soon as my cheeks touch the seat.

I love it when in starts solid, then sticky, then blobby, then loosy. AAAAAALLL IN ONE TURD!

Easy Squeezy

Just pressed the quick-relieve button

My shit smells now.