Home office from my toilet. Lol

All right, am home and now half a ton of shit piles at the bottom of my seat.

Me feeling incredibly better

The fact I produced a single nugget this morning now makes sense. I NEED A SHIIIIT!

🙂

I thought I’d done more poop after my first morning-running-workout. Funny, I felt weighted while running 👀

Sunday, late shit.

Got to hold my poop while watching F1 Quali, now Ferrari is competitive again. oh Yeahh!

And as fast as Leclerc, I go shit a bit!

Those two pints were deathly. Even if just after ten or so hours my body already incorporated all the drink’s bitterness, and it is now drumming out a concentrated-poisoning poop, that’s enough to kill half the population of Finland.

Why Finland? Just dunno. I just hate this shit.

Definitely time to have a shit!

Luckily I felt the urge to liberate only a few minutes before leaving the office, otherwise it would have been a lot more difficult.

Btw now a huge rod made of faces is protruding above the level water of my toilet.

Nice one

I sit on my toilet. Let’s wait for some result.

We’re home now, you can free from the burden now.

And my body does the job.

Pretty fast

I’m at the office and my body suddenly made me realise I had no shit today! 🥵

How did it happen?

Well, my bowels are trying to let something slip out, but I caught ‘em in the act. Only farts for now guys! Be patients and wait until we’re back home!

Wide awake at 4:30 AM, I had plenty of time to let my bowel take its time.

Now it’s fully aware of its own existence and fully functional. Ready to perform.

Here comes the fully-developed shit. It stained the toilet, so it is perfect.

I felt a little shitty wantin’ to pushy

Bad days start with no poop

I am back to work. I immediately went for a shit. It slides seamlessly, effortlessly, silently out. I look down to see it. And.

And.

And…

I have no words

It’s the longest shit I have ever made. I normally don’t share pictures of it, but I must this time. Just to save this moment for ever.

I’m sharing the pic with my redditors fans.

I mean, it is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

Now I go for the first run workout in months. PROUD OF MYSELF