Trying to have a quick shit

But it’s shy :/

My belly self-produces GAS, if I could only export it I’d be rich. Or at least I wouldn’t have to pay the bills. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Been sitting here for some minutes already. Nnothing at all got out!

Fucking heeeell!

Was rushing of the office trying get home as soon as possible to have an abrupt shit, when my colleagues just started a random conversation about Morocco.

Yeah yeah great, I’d love to travel there, but I fucking need a shit!

Then I finally got home and I clogged the toilet with an explosion of shit.

It literally looks like an erupting vulcano

Sweet old shit in the morning

Yet some moreee

So now that I basically live a 5-minute walk from the office, I am now going home to have a quick shit, to be back to work in 15 minutes.

How cool is this?

C’mon! Go away! You’re the only floating here!

Go away! Like all of your brothers!

Sheeeet! I was holding as strong as possible while reviewing with my boss.

‘Guy’s I gotta go now’, and he went out.

FINALLY SOME GOOOOOD SHEEET HEEERE!

Some eerie farts blur the lights

Uhhh! Such a great day to have a shit!

Finally back to sqwashy-normal!

Yet no shit today

No shit today

Finally some new shit. back to kinda normal.

It still resembles a pretty bad looking cupcake melted under the sun for three days.

It reeks

Another bas day for my health, I can’t stand on my feet this morning. I feel there’s more demons to get out but they’re staying hidden inside