Yeaaah, why not? Some more shiit!

It is getting worser and worser….

There’s something green embedded inside

What the hell could it be!?🤔

Certainly a bug.

I mean, there’s something wrong in this crap, it’s a muffin made of 1/2-inch-long puffy turds, all stuck together.

Everything got down the slope without falling apart

Some shit t start the day.

Actually, since I never slept it is the shit to stop the day.

Whatever. It is proudly liberating

A quick shit before the beach.

A rapid one right after.

No good moment is good enough without some shit

Another little shapeless one before getting to the beach

It’s not even shaped.

It’s a shit! But it is terribly smashed..

Fuck! I am constantly shittiiiiiing!

But I guess there’s more positive than negative in this

There’s brown stuff thrashing out.

What is this? Is it normal?

Lol

It is difficult to take a shit in the morning when I sleep at somebody else’s. My bowels get shy. That doesn’t mean I don’t need to shit.

Here’s the scenario, crap makes route spinning inside the bends, it almost gets to the point of no return. And here’s where the problem is. All of my arsehole muscles’ are squeezed, forming an impenetrable wall.

Crap stays there, idling. Waiting for me to bring her home.

Now I am home, the tension is released. Everything is back to normal

A dry shit who misses eating fruit :/

Since I’ve been eating more than an alligator does, I am taking the hugest craps ever in my life.

I mean, I wake up heavy. Heavier than an elephant. I start farting and farting and farting… step by step fart by fart, some sort of abdominal pain worsen, and as the last fart approaches, I just need a shit. I almost made it on the floor while taking my pants off!

Everything’s good now, the mount crap has been resurrected, my belly is a little lighter, my mind is less shocked.

Good Morning btw

Some more. Yet still a lot to do

My belly feels weird today. It’s like it’s always full.

Better have some shit then.

Fullness stays :/

As I woke up I felt like there was something weirder than usual.

Yes, I feel drowsy as hell once awake, it is difficult to walk, think, keep my eyes peeled.

This morning I was feeling even more knocked down. What is it? What?

Well, that was a massive shit, it was waiting to be deployed. It was toxic.

Now that it’s outside I feel a little better, I stare at it with a defiant look, but I keep feeling freaking drowsy, I feel high. Perhaps this crap was actually pretty toxic! The smell could confirm that…

Still a lot of crap. I took 4 kilos in one month. Still have 4kilos of shit to make