I am almost getting back to my routine. I just need to have a shit before eight though.

My arse is a little cross at this time of the day, need it more relaxed!

Turds are dry prunes now

Mu turds just sank. Byebye

Some babies.

Brownies

I was actually waiting for this moment today.

Since I took a shit late in the early morning, before going to bed, then nothing after I woke up.

Well, it came then! And it was wonderful! 2 heavy stones out!

Two little turds, nice to be there at this time of the day. I think I can go to sleep now.

Just woken up by my bowels.

‘Hey mate! There’s a parcel to be delivered!’

Here’s where I am now, at the post office, long queue…

Lol, nope! There’s no such thing as long queues here! I’m in the toilet, and there’s a queue of shit piling up behind me

Yeaaah, why not? Some more shiit!

It is getting worser and worser….

There’s something green embedded inside

What the hell could it be!?🤔

Certainly a bug.

I mean, there’s something wrong in this crap, it’s a muffin made of 1/2-inch-long puffy turds, all stuck together.

Everything got down the slope without falling apart

Some shit t start the day.

Actually, since I never slept it is the shit to stop the day.

Whatever. It is proudly liberating

A quick shit before the beach.

A rapid one right after.

No good moment is good enough without some shit

Another little shapeless one before getting to the beach

It’s not even shaped.

It’s a shit! But it is terribly smashed..

Fuck! I am constantly shittiiiiiing!

But I guess there’s more positive than negative in this

There’s brown stuff thrashing out.

What is this? Is it normal?

Lol

It is difficult to take a shit in the morning when I sleep at somebody else’s. My bowels get shy. That doesn’t mean I don’t need to shit.

Here’s the scenario, crap makes route spinning inside the bends, it almost gets to the point of no return. And here’s where the problem is. All of my arsehole muscles’ are squeezed, forming an impenetrable wall.

Crap stays there, idling. Waiting for me to bring her home.

Now I am home, the tension is released. Everything is back to normal