Now I finally earned a free moment to reconnect to my inner soul.

Peace within me. Turds extruding like madness. Rest. Calm.

Now my day can continue…

I spent yesterday walking all day long to complete tasks all around a place I’ve never seen before. Everything is so fast ai had to skip my shit today.

I am burdened.

A three-day visiting work-stuff in a new town. Been put in a house with random people I’ve never mer before. First things first guys: I need a bathroom in the morning, otherwise I’ll just go have a shit in the wilderness.

This morning I’ve been lucky enough to take a shit inside a windowless toilet. I’ll just wait for tomorrow and the day after before celebrating..

Another reprisal shit. This time it resembles brains.

I mean it! Have you ever seen those brain in jars, with liquid to preserve it? Totally the same here!

Reprisal shit.

This one has a very greasy smell, kind of synesthetic right?

I had a spicy pepperoni pizza for dinner, Salami in it is very greasy, dense. That is what this thin smell feels like. It’s kind of wholesome…

Deadly serpents

Gloomy spirals

Evil stones

These are the kind of rarity I produce right now

After a whole month not drinking alchool, yesterday I had a couple of beers. They were GREAT, I enjoyed every single sip. I went to sleep kinda early, then here I am, sitting on my toilet in the morning. There’s shit thrashing out of my hole, feeling like there’s a few more every single turd gets out.

How is this beer-related? I just feel it. There’s more to come, but it doesn’t seem to be developed yet

Anxiety and stress alter our body’s most basic instincts. Our stress comes from our so-frenetic life we live, so modern, hustle and bustle, running to pur jobs, making this and that. That is so sad. We’re not born for that. That doesn’t let us appreciate our mist basic needs.

We are born for pleasure, we are born to take shits in the wild, wiping up with bark, dangling around our turds and throwing it off some cliff. This different present makes me sad. We shall be more animals and less… stupid. We shall die in our 30s happiest men ever, we shan’t survive 80s in so much pain.

And that’s what anxiety constipation makes me think.

A quick drop after twelve hours of pause. Such a clockwork bowels!

Nice, very nice!

Now, what makes it longer than expected is sluckiness. It stained my arse so much I now have to clean myself thoroughly

Days are getting worst, and me, I feel torn into pieces just like my shit is.

Today just scratches of a past turd. Just so ugly to see, not even worth mentioning.

Uhm, just a thin little rod.

I was expecting something different I’ve gotta say it. You know, I spent yesterday evening farting all around my house.

My girlfriend even did some math and we discovered I made something like 100’000 farts in my life. I sincerely thinks it’s way underestimated, but anyway…

C’mooon I was hoping for sone real shit here!!! Something HUGE! 😫

I guess I shall just be cool with it. Peace.

A little HUGE reprisal shit.

I was comfortably laying on the sofa watching some random YouTube videos when I felt my bowels calling.

I immediately went to the toilet, where I sat idly. Just a few moments and then…

My arsehole started puking copiously, it was very warm and utter creamy.

It was good. I mean, it lasted a few moments, it was smooth, and it didn’t stick much. So that was actually good

My arsehole producing shit makes the best job ever. It is very good at it. It even works on the weekends. Nice. Very nice. I should give it a raise!

Trouble shitting today. I guess it’s because I’m out of my routine :/

Well could be!

There’s only a shy little tird watching me, head right on top of the water surface.

Yes, as a matter of fact, there was more. There is now in my toilet more or less the same amount of shit there was ten minutes ago. And I flushed it down, you know. It kind of re-spawned. Where the hell does it come from? I haven’t eaten double!

Now my body is self-producing faeces, I guess…

No, seriously I feel like I unlocked some kind of bonus and now I doubled up the reward. If I only shat gold…