last   poops

Wednesday, 30 November 2022 | 08:17 PM

There’s some more shit on the go.

Pretty plain and easy, it’s loose, and probably very happy to be expelled. If only I could look in its mind, I’d know its feeling and treat it even better! Id only shit had emotions! If obly shit had some brain!

Nah, Better like this!

Sunday, 27 November 2022 | 03:21 PM

Laziest Sunday I’ve had in months.

This means I had late breakfast, late lunch, late everything. And now my bowels are simply out of order. Skipping the routine is WROONG

Nevertheless, a little pushy help, helps!

Saturday, 26 November 2022 | 08:34 AM

November is passing by, and I am starting wondering whether I’m going to have a big shit for Christmas Eve or I’m not.

Cos by now my crap is not that few, it grew in amount, you know, after my trip, always eating…

Dunno, let’s see if my bowels will hand me w gift this year!

Friday, 26 November 2022 | 07:09 AM

I’m late, so today I could only have a shower only if I take a brisk shit. I guess it’s not happening though…

All right, no shit? First a shower. After all I can have a shit almost everywhere but that’s not the same for a shower!

My bowels can wait!

Wednesday, 23 November 2022 | 04:28 PM

There’s been a lot going on inside my belly this evening. I waited and waited for something to get expelled, but in the end I had to do something. Indeed. I made some abs exercises, and something actually happened. A lot of farts opened the way to the big stuff.

Now everything is down the toilet