Trying to have a decent shit, but it doesn’t get out properly.

Just arrived at the restaurant

Guess why am I writing a post…

I don’t feel very good. My bowels hurt in a very specific point, and this is not good🙃

Especially because I felt it hurting some weeks ago as well, and it’s just getting worse…

Weird, I spent the night collecting farts, and now no shit’s coming 🧐

Weiiird

I’ve been waiting to lay this turd for the whole day. It took ten hours to be developed. And now it’s gone. In a blink of an eye

Ain’t no shit, this is holocaust.

Second go.

Oh actually it was the third one. I am loosing my mind on this loose shit.

It is also painful and distressful.

Okaaaay, fineee

I was on a webcall and I desperately needed a shit. Finally it ended, and now SHIT’s gooone

Still the best way to start the day: taking a shit

Third tird of the day

Second moment of crap. Restless poop.

I feel a little hasty taking a shit this morning, there’s my flat mate around the house and I can’t understand if he needs the bathroom. i don’t like to stand in-between other’s needs :/

So I take this mother fucking shit already!

Time to have a shit already.

I mean, I should have had it some hours ago, but since I ate a lot a drank a lot for dinner, I fucked up my intestines :/

Happy Christmas Anyways!!

It’s the fourth time I take a shit today…. nope, I’m not fine.

Oh dear! I keep shitting and it’s pretty harsh. Smelliness is pretty though…