This trip will be a hellfire, I won’t have a routine, I will be hard boiling because of the heat. I won’t be shitt-

Well actually, I just took a crap! Niice!

Yeah, yeah, I know, it is. Yeah, it is another shit. Yeah

Yeah, why not, another shit is cool!

Finally arrived to the hotel. First things first: TAKING THIS FUCKING SHIT

Killed it!

The trip goes on, and the crap piles up. Now on the bus, hope we arrive sooooooon

I am inside the toilet cabin. Will it be my first time shitting on a plane?

I know, it’s weird for the king of shit not to have ever taken a crap on board, but, you know, I get constipated, must be the pressure effect, don’t know.

Anyways, nope. Just farts for me 🙁

Airplane mode switched on. Not just on devices, also on my bowels.

As we get higher and higher up in the air, breaking layers of the atmosphere, my belly bloats and bloats.

Unluckily, I had no shit this morning, hence even crap is expanding, as an obvious consequence, I am freeing little farts to my right and to my left. By now nobody seems to have noticed it… just keep it quiet 🤫

There’s nothing I can do, my body just doesn’t need a shit right now. It is what it is!

Very frustrating, since I have a flight in two hours, and I just need to liberare myself…

Uh, there’s pizza inside here, FYI!

Trying to have a shit at this time of the night is just impossibile.

Even if I am still awake or already, it’s just foolish.

Pizza for lunch, make me ready for the launch

Right on time! I was sure the beer effect wouldn’t be keeping longer!

Yes indeed! I felt something coming, but I waited. I was patient, just like a lion browsing around its prey. I wanted to delay the enjoyment, first I needed to finish tidying up my room, but once done, I had nothing left to do but taking some pleasure at shitting one hell of a crap!

Smooth, puffy, bendable, adorable piece of shit!

Weird. Yesterday I had loads of beers for lunch. My belly was calling me the whole evening, but this morning it exposes itself with just a stone. Mmh. Weird

I was sure about this. Another round another crap. This time with a little thrashing

Light brown-ish. Makes me home I am healthy. Yes. Ok.

Yesterday I had shit three times, I expect it happening at least twice today.

You know horseshoes? This turd has exactly the same size, and the same shape. The very same colour, and the same hardness.

It was very difficult to expel indeed.

But it is nice to see that outside now, I shall hang it somewhere, it may bring luck!