Oh shit! Haven’t realised it is my birthday! It’s been three years since I started this crappy blog!

Woah!

It’s shit o’clock!

Welcome Monday morning! I have a very soft gift for ya!

Right, now this is likely! Even lovely!

Stool’s getting out easily after a very chill shower…

I don’t know why, but I am taking a very light shit. Even though I had a lunch worth 45meals yesterday…

It is actually pretty difficult to describe what’s happening in the border between my inside and my outside right now.

Basically I slept just three hours. I had a non-stop lunch with my relatives, drank and ate too much.

Now I am trying just not to fall asleep, but there’s something helping me doing this. It is my bowels, which just wants to take a huge shit. Which is A MUST. Gotta say.

I am drunk.

I’ve just realised, I had no shit todayz

I am frankly scared. I am eating like not tomorrow today. And I am scared

Have I said I’m scared already?

Okay, I guess the effect of something just reached the final checkpoint…

Must be the beers I had yesterday, or could it even be the raw steak I had for lunch…

🧐 It is difficult to tell for sure what’s the real cause… aftermath

A lousy steak for lunch and some beers.

I mean, fine! cool!

But now I just need to sleep.

Before any dream I just need some shit. Just a few tird!

Immediate response from my body as soon as I sit on the shithole.

Fine.

I thought it would have been a little angrier though, since so many beers I had yesterday evening..

I was sure it was due to happen!

It couldn’t be the whole lot! There still was some darkness inside me!

Indeed, now it just got out!

Pooping is taking its time today. I think I forgot to eat any kind of fruit this week, and this is the result!

A dry stool, which stays inside and has no will to get out.

Shit! EAT MORE FRUIT!!!

It’s made by just a few turds, but it’s a complete shit!

Pretty disappointing one tho!

It’s time for sone poop!

Today I naturally woke up at 5:40 AM, even if I tried to get back to sleep, I wasn’t able to do it.

From then on, I waited impatiently until I felt something calling me. Three hours later, yet it came! Here’s some shit!!

Nice and quiet

An unexpected shit just happened

Late shit. Today I’ve got nothing else to say about it.

I mean, really! Just a pretty normal shit!