Uhhhhhhh so nice! That’s the first shit at my new house!

My arsehole got to get used to it, it’s still a little shy

Some new, unexpected, shit just presented itself abruptly

It’s great to take a shit in the morning. It’s even greater to take it later.

I mean, it’s not something obvious, normally I am constipated when I oversleep :/

BUT TODAY I AM NOTTT!! BURST FROM MY ARSE!

Freeeedoooom

after shit!

Is there another turd? Nice!

It’s been a while since I imagined fantastic adventures in imaginative places during my shit sessions happening at a time o’clock.

Well. Now my turds are solidly real. Really solid. Hard to shit

Some more to develop

There were still some shapeless turds idling in.

Better get out before lunch! ☝️

Finally some shit. Oh dear! Pretty much needed that!

It’s two days old

Ok, I was sleeping with a girl at her house tonight.

We actually spent the day together, had some lunch, some drinks in the evening.

I had no time for me myself and bowels, so during the night, I may have.. woken her up… with a pretty vigorous fart.

‘Sorry bout that!’ I said.

‘It’s nothin’, she said.

Good, good premises gal, going pretty fine!

Since yesterday I had three times crap, this morning it is a little difficult to put that out

And some more crap is due to go

I can barely stand, but there’s this shapeless turd who needed to strand

Uhm, I wake up after a 3-hour slumber. Still drunk. I take a shit, and it smoothly gets out. Rapidly.

I don’t understand what is happening right now, but I scent a pretty bad smell

Just crafted a surprisingly big piece of crap. I mean, I already took a shit today! And this, this is even bigger than this morning’s. It looks like ginger roots from another dimension.