Ok, enough holding it, stop pretending you don’t need to have a shit. You do! Stop ignoring me!!!

Couldn’t resist to those lovely words my bowels said

Still holding my shit inside

Some shit was apparently hidden inside me.

I was feeling it coming one fart at the time. They got shorter and stinkier, then

SOLID

A huge Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster just took the spotlight in my bathroom. It crowds the pool with such a cockiness, that any other turd is now afraid to get out.

I feel fine though, it was worth three meals

A loooooooooong fart and the day begins

I am almost getting back to my routine. I just need to have a shit before eight though.

My arse is a little cross at this time of the day, need it more relaxed!

Turds are dry prunes now

Mu turds just sank. Byebye

Some babies.

Brownies

I was actually waiting for this moment today.

Since I took a shit late in the early morning, before going to bed, then nothing after I woke up.

Well, it came then! And it was wonderful! 2 heavy stones out!

Two little turds, nice to be there at this time of the day. I think I can go to sleep now.

Just woken up by my bowels.

‘Hey mate! There’s a parcel to be delivered!’

Here’s where I am now, at the post office, long queue…

Lol, nope! There’s no such thing as long queues here! I’m in the toilet, and there’s a queue of shit piling up behind me

Yeaaah, why not? Some more shiit!

It is getting worser and worser….

There’s something green embedded inside

What the hell could it be!?🤔

Certainly a bug.

I mean, there’s something wrong in this crap, it’s a muffin made of 1/2-inch-long puffy turds, all stuck together.

Everything got down the slope without falling apart

Some shit t start the day.

Actually, since I never slept it is the shit to stop the day.

Whatever. It is proudly liberating

A quick shit before the beach.

A rapid one right after.

No good moment is good enough without some shit