Waiting at my friend’s front door

Cmon mate! Open the dooor! Or I am taking a shit in front of your door!

Always difficult for me when I don’t sleep at my place, I drink and eat a lot. The next day I feel like I’m going to explode, but I can’t. My body don’t allow this excess…

Perhaps today was the day with the healthiest shit in days, probably a week.

Pretty fresh, no constipation, less air than usual. Nice.

Let’s try to improve this day by day. Though I keep drinking….

I had lentil salad for lunch. My bowels is not appreciating it.

Okay, perhaps today, my bowels is feeling a little better. Only a little though.

Still got to cope with me getting drunk every fucking night!

First shit of the day, after a night spent in agony, too may farts hidden and they wouldn’t get out!!

Kept me awake

Oh shit, is the fourth of the day!

It’s getting frustrating…

Yeeeeeh why not? Some more disgusting turds out

It’s difficult, every day I get older, and my body with me, and my hangover gets worse.

And my shit gets more difficult. Ouch.

But it’s fine, as long as it keeps getting out

It’s getting awfully difficult to handle hangovery craps

Especially those from beer. My arsehole feels like it is squeezing out acid. My skin is slowly melting away, everything getting out of there is sour, and it just belongs to a weird laboratory, certainly not my body

Oh sure! Let’s make it twice today!!

I should have saved one for yesterday… 😠

I am cross with my arsehole!

It reply with much stink, and farts, and this crap is very difficult to clean! ☹️

Taking a shit today, I have just realised I lost a 240-day streak. FUCK!

Yesterday’s constipation had a baaaad consequence! 🙁

A sudden, unexpected abruption of poop just reached my arse.

Actually, I felt some movements inside me, I could even hear eery sounds, but I thought it was kinda normal… well I was wrong. But I guess it’s fine.

Now though, please arse, let’s finish your job in time for Monza’s start! It’s almost time!!

That was an odd crap, it started with ‘nope, I think I won’t take a shit today’. But I felt pretty burdened.

Many farts came then. I sit and produced a huge mass. Then just blobby fluid.

Now I feel great!

It’s the biggest shit I’ve done in months.

I mean, I don’t even understand where could everything be stored inside my belly.

Must be at least half a kilo of shit