Even if yesterday I spent the day climbing outdoors with my friends, and then some pizza, followed by some beers, AND I WAS PRETTY MUCH TIRED, I ended up waking myself up at 06:15 AM.

Ok, fine! I always listen to my body!

This morning, it is telling me to lift myself from the cocoon of bedsheet I created during the night, and have a shit.

How did my body communicate that to me?

Simple! I was making farts. One after the other, they were shorter, the first one was 3-4 seconds, the second one was 1-2, and the last one was just a brisk sound. After that, only my toilet knows exactly what did it have to go through!

Well, my Sunday can now begin!

Another sunset morning, some would say it’s too early for a Saturday, some others say it’s the perfect time for a calm and relaxed poop.

My bowels support the second tide

To be honest, the poop session I prefer, are those like this one, when I’m home, busy, doing some stuff, and my body tells me to go to expel some turds. It’s so easy! It gives me pause from what I was doing, gaining in focus.

It’s some kind of magic!

So now I am finished, I wipe my arsehole, and I am ready to put my nose back where it was, my mind clearer. OP!

Today I feel a little melancholy, luckily, taking a poop, gives me happiness, the day will make the rest

I certainly wasn’t expecting this!

A piece of shit has just fallen from my behind!

Such a piece if shit! It hasn’t even told me!

Ha! Optimal result in a short time!

Let me explain that better! I went out for a premiere of a local movie, then I had some beers, and I ended up home at 3 in the morning. Now I am awake, with 4-hour sleep, and poop si getting out immediately, without any kind of struggle!

Love it! It makes me start the day in a wonderful way! Freedom, serenity, everything one needs to keep living!

What news! Some shit BEFORE smoking a spliff!

Cool!

This morning I am having some troubles taking a poo.

I went to sleep later than usual, de-activating the alarm, waking myself up two hours later than usual.

Seems like my body is hugely affected by this kind of negligence!

I wonder how people who totally have no routine do shit, I wouldn’t be living! Or maybe it’s just me who’s so sensitive!

Oh well! Let’s just celebrate for this little turd achievement!

Right, a lil shit before a gooood fish dinner is a MUST, especially after a sweaty workout!

Been desiring to have this kind of liberating shit since yesterday morning, but couldn’t make it.

Finally now arrived that very cool moment!

You know, in my new house, with a this new toilet, it is so peacefully to take a shit in the morning. Window ajar, I hear the sound of two seagulls roaming the sky. It reminds me of taking a crap in the nature, which is still mu favourite way of pooping, it feels like pooping outdoor, with the coziness of being indoor.

Yeah, yeah! I like this so much!!

Finally some turds…

It’s getting a little difficult to bear though. Loads of stinky farts, but no shit wants to get out!

Still trying, still constipated. But a lot of farts. The next shit is not that far in time, I believe

Trying to make a fast shit, but nothing gets out. You’re shy in the morning uh?

Duh! Here it is! A miserable share of what is still hidden inside!

Nice beginning of the week!

Yeah, why not taking a pretty early shit!

I mean, it’s way too early for a Sunday morning!!!

Oh great! Another attack!