And some more crap is due to go

I can barely stand, but there’s this shapeless turd who needed to strand

Uhm, I wake up after a 3-hour slumber. Still drunk. I take a shit, and it smoothly gets out. Rapidly.

I don’t understand what is happening right now, but I scent a pretty bad smell

Just crafted a surprisingly big piece of crap. I mean, I already took a shit today! And this, this is even bigger than this morning’s. It looks like ginger roots from another dimension.

Wooooow! My anus just ejected two pieces of shit a speedlight.

It was so surprising at this time of the day!

And yet, it dirtied the whole toilet :/

Just came back home, little high. Had something to eat then went for a wee.

Fuck! I’ve just realised I needed a shit! i gave it a shot. Yeeeasss. It got through.

It was fearful though

The mais show is finally here, it’s bigger then I thought, but I guess it could be even bigger…

Besides, my belly hurts

The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is, sitting on my toilet.

Most of the times it’s just for having a wee. This time there are a lot of farts coming over. Waiting for the main artist here…

Woah! 🥵 two turds wider than my arsehole just tried to kill me!

They went out, but I thought I couldn’t stretch that much! I thought I could die…

Nothing bad happened in the end

Pain came back, as I sat on the toilet.

Now stuff out. Pain not yet away

I wake up in the morning feeling a heavy pain at my bowels. I crouch.

I am now having breakfast and it seems gone. But that’s impossible, and I am scared… eerie

Ok, the first stone is gone

It was clogging everything behind

All right, now some shit finally happens to get out.

It’s freeing, but it is not enough. I feel evil inside me, and I am not ok with it. Not at all

Didn’t make to have a shit today.

Bad bad

Lucky me, my friend opened eventually, now I am comfortable on his cold toilet, diarrhoea breaking off my arsehole.

Yeah, actually not that comfortable, I wish I was on my toilet right now….