last   poops

Sunday, 27 November 2022 | 03:21 PM

Laziest Sunday I’ve had in months.

This means I had late breakfast, late lunch, late everything. And now my bowels are simply out of order. Skipping the routine is WROONG

Nevertheless, a little pushy help, helps!

Saturday, 26 November 2022 | 08:34 AM

November is passing by, and I am starting wondering whether I’m going to have a big shit for Christmas Eve or I’m not.

Cos by now my crap is not that few, it grew in amount, you know, after my trip, always eating…

Dunno, let’s see if my bowels will hand me w gift this year!

Friday, 26 November 2022 | 07:09 AM

I’m late, so today I could only have a shower only if I take a brisk shit. I guess it’s not happening though…

All right, no shit? First a shower. After all I can have a shit almost everywhere but that’s not the same for a shower!

My bowels can wait!

Wednesday, 23 November 2022 | 04:28 PM

There’s been a lot going on inside my belly this evening. I waited and waited for something to get expelled, but in the end I had to do something. Indeed. I made some abs exercises, and something actually happened. A lot of farts opened the way to the big stuff.

Now everything is down the toilet

Wednesday, 23 November 2022 | 09:05 AM

My morning shit was so frustrating I even forgot to tell anything about it.

It started at 6:40ish, to end at 7:20. Some few-inch-turds and then pause, not even a fart could get out, then some turds, pause again.

Yeah. Stupid!