Unexpected shit at my friend’s pizzeria.

I guess I shall stop eating.

Second session. During this trip I am taking so much shit I can’t tell anymore when is real and when it is not.

Spoiler alert, all of them are real

Goooood mooorning Copenhagen! I salut you with a liquid movement of my bowels. A good turdy sturdy production!

Second shit on the go. Still at my friend’s restaurant

I am at my friend’s restaurant, I guess my hangovery shit strikes again. This time it was better to discharge before enjoying the pizza.

Anyways. WHAT THE FUCKING SMELL IS this????!?!!!!

I lost count of the times I spent on the toilet today.

Just another one, c’mon!!

Some more shit developed.

Uh! I love hangovers!

I don’t even know what to write. This hangover with just a couple hours sleep is terrible already. But it’s even worsened by spicy loose shit.

I don’t know where to start.

Long story short, we came back home only now. It was the longest pub crawling ever. i seriously doubt my friend’s mental health now that he lives here in Copenhagen.

Me? I am crazy, and I needed a shit long ago, but I could make it only now, home. After I dunno how much and what I ate or drank.

After that, I think imma go strict to bed

Basically I had to sleep at least two hours after lunch to recover the least energies to get over the day. I even had no energy to push out all of my trash piled inside me.

this time it floats in shapeless brown clouds. Creative!

A whole other story for this shit, even if hangovery, it is just less then expected. Thin ribbons of neglection.

Hello, I slept for just a few hours, Arrived in Copenhagen and my friend, who’s hosting me, brought me out bar crawling. We ended up actually crawling, but this morning I have to work on my laptop.

First things first, waking up and taking a huge shit. Having breakfast. Going back to the bathroom to finish my shit.

I had two spoonful of salted butter for breakfast, my friend’s fridge is pretty cringe st the moment…

If the fridge’s empty, though, its toilet is for sure full right now. Yeah. Full of my turds.

As expected, I took some more shit after a huge brunch.

My last day in Berlin can now begin

Morning shit in Berlin. I wonder if there’s more coming… I’d just like to assume this is the last one.

Although I feel myself still burdened..

Idk. It’s the moment I realise my body is improving. It resists to the worse. This shit is juicy anyway