Still at my friends, yet on the toilet.

Just a very litke little turd:(

Fuck it

Finally taking some shit, AFTER TWO CONSTIPATED DAYS!!

Perhaps I would have preferred if I was at home, but I’m at my friends in Milan for a couple of days…

Well, better than nothing!

Second day of constipation.

Feel bad

Constipation day

Hello world! I’m back at taking shit!

Feels like yesterday when I was taking harsh shit all night long…

Oh wait… it wasn’t yesterday. it was today already!

My shit sessions:

2:49 AM

3:38 AM

7:20 AM

I hope this is the last one for today…

Probably hanging out with my friend having four beers each, not having dinner wasn’t the best idea on a Thursday night….

Still shitting.

Meanwhile, I took advantage of this bonus time and I took my laptop, One hour of overdue work is done.

My cat purrs. I take gross shit

Went out with best friend for a beer, came back for dinner, but the beers were four, each.

I had dinner and straight to bed.

It’s 2:49 AM, now I’m texting my friend ‘shitting badly’. Indeed.

My bowels are upside down

Yesterday I had no shit.

Today I burst through the bottom of the toilet with a fucking huge turd!

HUGE!

Looks like no stimula today.

A few turds don’t make a shit.

Or they do?

Just a few hours ago, I rated my morning shit 6/10. It was sticky but pretty much inconsistent. Just didn’t align with that heavy ‘melanzane alla parmigiana‘ I ate for dinner.

Now, NOW I GET IT.

Not even 10 minutes had passed, and my farts were freaking mystic. Just stink. only a few more out and….

Now I’m back at it. STICKY AND VEEERY CONSISTENT.

I’d say this does align with my dinner, now this is a 9/10.

And. Oh shit please stop! I’ve got work to do!!

Today my poop was of the sticky type.

I needed loads of wipes.

6/10

Yesterday I made a mistake.

The day before I had a Chinese dinner, very, deeply, spicy, so yesterday morning I took several shits, in a bas way, I felt pain, I felt horribly.

For lunch I just had some tartare, didn’t want to exaggerate with my compromised belly, and everything went smoothly.

For dinner, well, I think it wasn’t the right thing to do: two pints beer? And a hamburger.

As always, I’m writing from my toilet. Hello!

Hello! I feel bad :/

Spicy arsehole.

Back on the toilet, suffering

I would just like to shout as loud as I could.

I don’t remember having such a painful shit in a veeery long time.

Oooouuuuch! So spicy so painful so bad!

It feels like some madman is squeezing my bowels in his muscle hands. It’s horrible!

I guess that Chinese plate we had for dinner was indeed TOOO SPICY!*

*It was literally 45% whole chilli peppers, 50% Savoy cabbage, 5% more chilli, but different kinds. I only tried to eat one of those chilli peppers, but frankly it was too much, I felt like my lungs were stop working, and I had to stop. Couldn’t bear that. Luckily I did. If I survived the dinner, surely I wouldn’t have been this lucky in the morning. My toilet would be just full of my last hits and bits, after the explosion