Time passes by, but my bowels seem to stay the same. Ever since I was born it kept producing waste.

This morning it’s a little harder

Just a little first shit

I simply started cooking, just popped a beer, when I felt a strong push inside my bowels. It was diarrhoea.

Well, it IS! I am presently discharging it inside the shithole.

I don’t feel very very good, must be coz of the food!

Yesterday I cooked pasta for me and a friend of mine. Pasta, Pizza, Bread, these are the most evil food for my bowels, and yet the most delicious foe my tongue!

That’s my morning shit, and it’s uneventful

Sad, only a single turdy sturdy

Liquid

What I had yesterday cannot be called shit. Indeed it was just a few tired turds.

This morning my bowels decides to keep it up, at an exploding pace.

BOOOOOM, out of my arse. Now my toilet is covered in micro droplets.

No shit this morning, had to wait until now.

But nothing yet. Only a lot of farts

I guess the cheek peas effect hasn’t finished yet…

Very looooooooose

Even if it’s late I can’t leave what yesterday was cheek peas in my belly, otherwise I think I’d die.

I’d die out of shame, because I would shit myself off, surely.

How can I call a shit in between loose and solid?

Dunno, but today is such

Oh btw, I had lasagna for lunch, and here’s the third shit of the day

I was eating lunch, but I guess it’s time to have some more shit.

Than I’ll have dessert

Today some hard stool

And here’s another piece of art, in another toilet.

Toilet tour!

Uh! LOL, there’s no toilet paper….