Just ate some fried pizza. It was freaking delicious, but I don’t really know how many farts I produced already. I lost track! :/

Late shit. Could be not self evident, but it’s pretty late for my bowels!

Practically waiting for this to happen.

Was working all day at my laptop from home. When this morning I had to have a shit, I realised there were more to come. I was sure! But nothing would get out in that moment. i just needed to be patient.

Yes indeed. Some loose shit was hanging fire until this freaking moment. There was a sudden point when I simply had to pop up from my ergonomic stool and run for my life.

Now, what else? Nothing, some black coffee maybe… nope. Already enough with dark brown liquids…

Duh, weird. I feel a lot going on inside me, but only a little tiny bit got out! 🥲

How is this possibleeeee!?!!

Just a few little turds now :/

Today’s shit is a little weird. Probably because last shit was loose.

Oh, by the way I forgot to report that one. It was at the boulder gym. The door doesn’t work, and they explicitly ask you not to throw any paper in the toilet. It was simply difficult.

Loose shit helped!

Been farting all evening long, now sitting on my toilet. BUT NOTHING!

Nothing gets out 🙁

I emitted no sound, while extruding a long long sausage of poop.

It was at least 30cm long! Then it detached 🙁

I ate something spicy with an onion, a courgette and some cheek peas in it.

To expect farts was pretty obvious, clear. But I wasn’t expecting this burning diarrhoea!

OUCH!

And the toilet now is utter brown

Some little turds get out

Today I woke up at my girlfriend’s. As I woke up I told her if I could stay at her loo after she would have left, and she said ok.

I thought I would have needed it, instead I felt no urge. Even if I was feeling a lot of burden inside me :/

Anyways, I am at my place, and I mean MY PLACE MY SPOT MY TOILET. Here Yah! My arse felt no shame!

Stained!

Been waiting for this one all yesterday long.

This is short

After a long day climbing outdoor, farting and being smelly all around, I can finally sit in my best cozy place, the shithole

Finally a little turd gets out.

But I feel like there’s more to come later on…

Unfortunately for me, imma be outdooring… a little difficult for shitting

I’ve been waiting patiently on the toilet, for ten minutes now, I am pushing, but there’s nothing getting out apart from some farts :/