Fucking hell!!

I woke myself quite too early, I had a huge dinner yesterday, and I simply needed to expel my burden. Nevertheless, I’ve decided to have breakfast, set my bed and do stuff in my room, so I can finally have a great shit not thinking ti anything else…

Right when I was about to enter the bathroom, I saw my flatmate entering before me. OH SHIT!

I kept waiting, but I noticed even the kitchen’s door was closed. I was feeling cramps in my anus, and I didn’t feel like entering the kitchen to have any kind of social moment. But what if… my flatmate is in the kitchen, he cannot be in the bathroom as well!!

Oh great, the bathroom was free all the time!

I jumped inside, sat on my white throne, and WOOOSH. Fuck. Yeah. Liberating.

I am still here though, there is much to expel in here!

A kebab for dinner resets my bowels. This morning some fresh product for the world!

Nobody was waiting for it though uh?

Never postpone your shit. Don’t do it!

I am trying to have mine now, but my arsehole refuses to. It’s saying ‘you blocked me before? Now I am cross, I am clogging you now! i am not your servant!’

How rude…

How nice! All at once! Toad in the hole!

Uh! I forgot they stopped water supply for the whole morning at home…. what now?

A little turd just after dinner

This week I’ve decided I will behave. No alcohol, no gluten. Gotta heal my bowels.

Yesterday potatoes for lunch, risotto for dinner.

Morning product is dull and struggles getting out. Right, I’ll buy some apples..

Yesterday, my experience was so ugly, and complete, that I have nothing to shit today 🙁

Empty 🙁

Finally got home after a day spent climbing.

I had a lot of fun, I say ‘finally’ just because I was really looking forward to cleaning myself.

In the morning I had to take a shit in the wild. Fine. After that I felt a little relieved, I was usure about the future…

After some rice eaten for lunch, I felt it. What did not present itself before. Some serious loose shit. And I say serious because it was one of those moment you wish to be at home, in your own toilet.

There was no toilet. And I was crouched, trying to balance my muscles in order not to get sprayed by my reeky arsehole. Yes. Sprayed was the right word.

And that’s it

The best part was piling the second session’s product on top of the first one. A big pile of poop.

How cool…

I have some clear issue.

Yeah, dull! But also long….

This crap is taking forever!

Yesterday I had just a cup of milk for dinner.

Gotta say shitting is not that fun when I eat healthy food. It’s dull! Yeah, sure! I feel great! But I had no fun on the toilet this morning 🙁

Even id my gf got out already, I am busy in her bathroom. Hope her flatmate won’t wake up yet…

Let some reek lay off first…

Woke up abruptly for a urge of peeing. Thing is my girlfriend was in the bathroom already, then I had to wait. I kept waiting and waiting and waiting, and my urge became even stronger. Oh crap! Literally! Shit was suddenly added to the menu. Now I am tangling, crouched, waiting for her to free the bathroom, so I can free myself!

Finally, FINALLY! She got out, she wanted a hug, but I couldn’t. I had no energy left, I just ran for the loo, ran for life.

What once was life, now is pure death, idling down the toilet, seething.

I feel much better now. I wash myself, so I can hug my love now!

My intention was to go have some training at the gym, but it’s late…. and my bowels had a surprise for me…

Some shit is getting trough, the thing is the ventilation at the office’s bathroom doesn’t work

Well, yesterday I had pasta for dinner, it was delicious, so I ate two plates. As I already know – but I’ll never accept – I am gluten intolerant. This means my bowels react quite badly to these kind of food.

I accept the fact my shit will be shit the day next. It’s fine!

It’s all about enjoying life with pleasure, that ‘yolo’ thing is right after all. Will I die of pain? I hope not. Will I suffer from chronic disease? All right, if and when the time will come, I’ll see.

Until then I’ll keep on eating even those food making me feel bad. Sure, not every day! I am balancing it with a good diet, a lot of sport, and most of all serenity, that’s key!

I just need to remember to eat some more fruit, that’s all!