Even if I ate a lot for dinner, this morning no shit happened. Right now I am trying, but nothing yet. Well, nothing worthy..

I’ve just realised 9 o’clock is my time limit to have a natural soft shit, if I somehow don’t manage to do it before that time, mg shit experience worsens

Right now I feel like I’m right above the limit, and what’s inside just prays to stay inside, even if I’m pushing hard outside.

Well… shit happens

*THE TIME FINALLY CAME!*

Luckily I got back home after lunch, and worked on my laptop the whole afternoon long, farts frequency becoming more and more dense and their sound and smell more and more intense.

I was then folding my robes, when the last fart announced itself: ‘I am the last one, after me there is something less gassy, more likely solid, I am the last one indeed.

Right. There I am now, sitting on my toilet. There actually was some in-between fart, not a real one, not some shit. It was a sudden bomb of both. After that only a devastation of oil-like shit.

Yeah, it was devastating. But now I am feeling MUUUCH BETTER!!!

I can go have some workout now!!

I feel bad. Everything is still there.

I don’t feel particularly good… there’s something huge inside me, or at least it feels like it…

But nooothing gets out.

And I am in a rush, so I can’t even spend much time to try

Shame…

I had pizza for dinner. This should be all to describe what it means.

But let’s just spend a few more words. The bomb is pretty well hidden, I feel it coming, but it just stays inside…

I guess I’ll just wait for it to compromise my day

Happy morning, had breakfast with a strawberry-nutella crepe, and My day begins pretty greatly!

Also because it gives the right push to my bowels :3

Too late

Right, apparently I haven’t discharged enough during the wonderful night I spent, let’s do another bit of spongy poop at work!

Niiiiice! Here we go!!! 🚂

All right, great! I am wide awake, I went for a run, and my bowels never got to sleep.

Right now it is producing.

Can’t say I haven’t tried to put my bowels into sleep, but it just couldn’t.

Just a little turd is what they said

Something is keeping me awake…

Well, let’s just say, my intestines have to think for a while.

Yeah, I have philosophical bowels

I had a wonderful lunch. Great. Huge.

Thing is, I now have to recover. First shit at a great time!

Lately I ate stuff like I was an animal, I didn’t care about what it was or where it came.

I just ate and drank everything.

Good. Everything was good and nice and I was happy of doing so. But now I am experiencing the drawback….. 🔥

My arsehole burns, and I think I could stay on this toilet for ever.

Btw, taking a shit in the morning, even before breakfast, even before having anything said, it’s weird. This morning my first words came from my arse, and what it said was not pleasant at alll!

Heavy words

Ate dinner at the Indian restaurant, left, a little spliff, and I urged the toilet

We just arrived in a Bar called BAR, and I can shit.

Now I am free of choosing the right drink