Yeah, dull! But also long….

This crap is taking forever!

Yesterday I had just a cup of milk for dinner.

Gotta say shitting is not that fun when I eat healthy food. It’s dull! Yeah, sure! I feel great! But I had no fun on the toilet this morning 🙁

Even id my gf got out already, I am busy in her bathroom. Hope her flatmate won’t wake up yet…

Let some reek lay off first…

Woke up abruptly for a urge of peeing. Thing is my girlfriend was in the bathroom already, then I had to wait. I kept waiting and waiting and waiting, and my urge became even stronger. Oh crap! Literally! Shit was suddenly added to the menu. Now I am tangling, crouched, waiting for her to free the bathroom, so I can free myself!

Finally, FINALLY! She got out, she wanted a hug, but I couldn’t. I had no energy left, I just ran for the loo, ran for life.

What once was life, now is pure death, idling down the toilet, seething.

I feel much better now. I wash myself, so I can hug my love now!

My intention was to go have some training at the gym, but it’s late…. and my bowels had a surprise for me…

Some shit is getting trough, the thing is the ventilation at the office’s bathroom doesn’t work

Well, yesterday I had pasta for dinner, it was delicious, so I ate two plates. As I already know – but I’ll never accept – I am gluten intolerant. This means my bowels react quite badly to these kind of food.

I accept the fact my shit will be shit the day next. It’s fine!

It’s all about enjoying life with pleasure, that ‘yolo’ thing is right after all. Will I die of pain? I hope not. Will I suffer from chronic disease? All right, if and when the time will come, I’ll see.

Until then I’ll keep on eating even those food making me feel bad. Sure, not every day! I am balancing it with a good diet, a lot of sport, and most of all serenity, that’s key!

I just need to remember to eat some more fruit, that’s all!

I spent the night wonderfully, and I didn’t expect that. I ate at an Indian restaurant and drank a couple of beers, I really thought it would have affected me badly.

Until now…

I feel every bit of spicy I ate yesterday. I feel my anus burning, and my bowels getting hasty at getting rid of it as fast as it can.

I feel a little distressed, but I reckon it’s pretty normal.

You know what else is pretty? Sure enough not the insides of my toilet!!

I dunno, I laid some turds at the bottom of the toilet, great! But I feel there’s a lot more to come!

Well… It is even possible I am completely empty…. after all yesterday I forgot to report it, I had a shit attack at the gym! And it was a looot

Here it is. The moment I was eagerly waiting for has come!

Loose shit. Loose loose, yeah, I lost some litres of vital liquids 😟

It stinks worst than a dump!

My belly is a concentrated of sick air🙂

Farting all around my girlfriend room.

She won’t be pleased when she enters here

I’ve just felt a call to arms. Embrace yourselves! war is coming.

I had no urge, sure. But it was demanding anyways.

How about this midday session?

Perhaps there’s a reason for that, but I’ve decided to ignore it! 😌

In the meanwhile I’ll keep eating shit

It’s bold. Anybody gives its own sense