Having a shit at this time of the day is not easy at all. It is indeed hard. Yeah, hard. Hard turds piled senseless one on top of the other, with fart gaps in between them. They are difficult to be deployed. But I am trying anyways, I am trying to relieve my slumber!

Great. Some is gone!

Now I am ready to pop. Had breakfast with hot milk and cold pie. I hope the temperature contrast will make it work.

Yesterday, I ate a lot both for lunch and for dinner. My body should have spent the night transforming it into something useful for the planet, now I am waiting for it to be expelled.

But I guess I should have breakfast first…

My girlfriend still has stuff at her ex husband.

Today I am helping her moving her stuff.

I had diarrhoea. I am now shitting at her ex’s bathroom.

No more words needed

When I am this drowsy, I find it difficult to send connections to my bowels. My brain is disconnected to my body, it just want to think about stuff, deep thoughts, dreams. Philosophical matter.

But in the end, everything is just crap

Finally some product! It took a while today…

Even if I discharged before breakfast, there were just a few bits. I had a lot more coming.

So now I am at my toilet, cramping. It hurts.

How come we are the most advanced animal there is in the planet, and I still suffer while taking a poo, just because I ate some bread?

Frustrating…. but I guess that’s part of the evolution. My kind will get extinct if we keep sustaining on bread. The rest will thrive.

Normally I am having breakfast before having a shit. Today I just felt something moving towards the exit while having my first morning pee.

All right, I always listen to what my body needs!

Burstday. Yeah, it’s kinda like loose shit. Pretty normal. I had a lot of raw fish yesterday, after all.

Fine fine… let’s go on with my day, hoping it’ll pass soon

Just got back from sushi. Normally I am sleeping at this time of the day, but, I am here now. Yeas. Right from my kinda china desk.

Throne Closet.

Closer look, shithole.

Oops. I did it again. Couldn’t get to the office without first getting rid of the burden!

There’s no tiiiiiime!

But a turd gets out!

How naughty!!

Oh c’mon! Another shit?

I had this turds idling inside me.

They’re finally out!