Let’s take a shit!

After an undecided moment, my arsehole decided to release a turd. Not the Bomb, not a nugget, just A TURD worth its name.

But I do feel like it doesn’t end here…

It’s just the fact I had Indian lentils for dinner, and I farted for the whole night… why am I not taking a normal shit right now?

Only a very little shitty 🙁

This morning’s is evil shit.

Just bad BAD BAAAD

And I feel so tired…. this shit pack made my slumber poor

As expected. Loads of shit was due to come

Another night spent farting, and a lot of shit in the morning. Feels like I’m not done here..

Seems like shit just gets out like water from the tap.

It’s so relieving, and I guess I felt it coming: when I sleep I always wake myself up at least once to have a pee, this time when I get back in bed, I farted humiliation, it was so bad I just had to fall back asleep ASAP to stop smelling it.

Indeed, I now understand what was causing that smell.

Thought, hoped for more shit.

Guess I must resign

A lot of shit hit

A lot of shit. Right now. Right in the middle of a meeting

I don’t understand how come I’m constipated this morning…

Not fair 🙁

As expected, turmoil in my bowels forced me on the toilet.

This time it was SERIOUS shit

I’m not much convinced by the amount of poop Imve just deployed. I believe there’s more to come…

But I accept it for now.

Let’s begin my day. It’s a bit late already!

I was actually satisfied with my poop this morning, until I noticed I’d still need some.

I feel it inside, burning my soul.

Fuck. Let’s hope for the best

Just arrived in a shared workspace, didn’t take a worthy shit this morning, so… gotta be doing it NOW!

The place is nice, clean and pretty well sound-isolated.

Nice.

Decent.

Decent shit.

Nice poop.

My arsehole is very relieved