Happy Birthday to me! The sole and only King of shit!

Yeeey!

I am celebrating my sixth anniversary as The anonymous shit blogger with a huge turd.

One single pop.

I guess it’s been growing inside me for long.

You know what? It was just like the first tird which inspired this very blog.

A SHY TIRD!

Troubles taking a shit after a very long streak.

I ate herring for dinner, does it count?

It’s been two days, my shit is floating.

I mean, not the same for two days, it’s new every day…

This morning starts the third day.

The tird day, lol

7/10 btw. Good consistency

Btw my cat has got back to her habits… she must be feeling better than ever…

She takes toilet paper roll, throw it on the ground, play with it, she scratches it, she chews it.

So… We decided to move it in an unreachable place for her, above the mirror.

Thing is it is unreachable to me as well, at least while I’m taking a shit…

So what bappens now?

I always forget to take the paper roll with me so I end up walking clumsily, my cheeks open wide – plenty of dirt off course – to take the fucking paper roll.

Then, I wipe. Everything doesn’t end here, you know…

I forgot to take the paper roll back where she can’t reach it, SO SHE KEEPS DOING THE THING!

So when I find the roll next to me, it’s usually EMPTY.

Fuck it!!

Another shit.

Mh.

Cool.

This time it is lighter brown

Don’t know why, but these last few days my poop turned dark brown. I mean, it is almost black!

Weird

Forgot to report my morning shit.

What the fuck is happening to me?

The shitblog king?

Fuck

It was a very cool shit tbh.

Must be this fault…

My bowels feel better, me urge less to post.

Mh…

Could be..

My morning shit was too fast this morning I forgot to report it.

It was almost a 8/10

A lot of shit after my day drip spent just drinking wine.

Nice, but my prostate kinda don’t work :/

Japanese food for dinner.

Much shit done. But feels like there’s more left.

Mh…

Imma be out for a day trip today… well, let’s face it… unpredictability in the air….

Let’s see what the day will bring…

Shit?

A little trouble shitting.

But in the end I made it!

Coping with the constipation I had yesterday, in a much coped way!

Just constipation

Well. It’s pretty smelly in here.

It already was before me taking a shit, sure, gotta clean my cats’ litters, but…

You know, it’s even worse now…

A little constipated and I’m going to stay out for the whole day…

Wish it was one of those normal days I can stay home on my toilet working