the Shy Tird

Mh, my farty bum taking shit.

Finally some shit actually worth calling SHIT!

My bowels feel now empty

Took a shit.

ABNORMAL DAAAAYYY

I made a shit today even if I ate pizza yesterday. It’s amazing. First non-constipated day after eating pizza in a veeeey long time!

I’ve started working out 2/3 a week, would that be influent?

Think so.

Oh well.

Fitness is important guys! For your bowels! and your general health!

Fair amount of poop.

No complains

7/10

Wasn’t expecting this morning diarrhoea.

My ear pain worsened, my slumber got poorer.

Sure, my shit couldn’t just be good…

I understand that.

Hate it, but it’s comprehensible…

Another.

Another shit.

Another bad shit.

Another bad shit hits.

Another bad shit hits me.

Slept poorly.

A little because of worries.

A little because of this pressure I feel in my left ear. Feels like it’s going to explode at any moment. I think there’s some water trapped inside. This shit is getting me crazy!

A little because of the heat. I guess summer is coming.

A little because of our dinner. My girlfriend prepared her mother’s fish with potatoes, it has lots of flavours, it’s cooked with some alchool, spices, fresh herbs…

Whatever.

Tried to sleep for some time, then went working at my laptop, just until that sudden abdominal pain I – frankly too often – felt.

Rushed to the loo.

My arsehole looks like a grenade has just exploded. The loo looks like this too.

Me? Who cares about me. It’s just my bowels that matter! Can’t think about nothing right now!

IT’S JUST PAIN!

Oh… and it reeks here…

GM? Btw

My arsehole had an immediate reaction at touching the toilet: turd

I guess sport has a role in this.

These last couple of weeks I started back working out, core especially. I think that’s good for my bowels. Indeed

Daily dose of poop

Or shall I say of two days. This alternated constipated days is not good. Not too bed either, since I can take a shit at least every two days…

Still… harsh.

Harsh

Another constipated day

Heh

Bad

Been fast. Arsehole burning

I’ve been constipated the whole night, it kept me awake, it stressed me. Had to wake up very late.

My day is compromised.

You know what’s best?

I haven’t taken a shit yet.

Could have been a normal shit, but we’re not there yet

Ahhh it’s proper lovely when I go visit my mate who lives out in the countryside. He’s full-on bro tech crypto guy — works online, always chatting about turnover and numbers — but yeah, he went and bought himself this bit of land and now he’s living out in the sticks. Plants stuff, trees and all, takes care of the soil like it’s sacred.

Today we finally started designing the bog.

Swear down, it’s been two years with no loo. Just dropping it al fresco, straight into nature.

We had some meat from the local butcher, with a side of cavolo nero grown right here on the land. Let’s just say… the digestive response was swift.

My mate handed me a pickaxe and some tissues, and I went off to lay the first stones of the toilet.

If you know what I mean?

As I said this morning, it was an endless shit.

Now it has an end.

Loooooose end

That kind of poop session that could be endless.

Thought I’ve done enough, but my arsehole keep presenting me with some new turd to expel.

Constipated morning makes me veeeery neevous

Especially on a Sunday, when I’d rather be relaxed and think about nothing at all

For all of my life I saw that old Deutsch Delicatessen shop passing by.

After so many years, I’ve decided to get inside and buy some Würstchen. Since I’ve never tried theirs, I’ve decided to buy for some different varieties.

My girlfriend was delighted of the choice and we decided to make some Kartoffeln in der Pfanne as a side dish.

Uh, we also had some Sauerkraut my mother-in-law’s Polish friend gave us.

Right. Dinner was perfect, until I felt nausea. I had to stop eating.

My slumber was particularly disturbed, the burden inside me was beating.

Finally, I’ve just finished on the toilet. I just don’t dare to see what’s left inside the toilet, but at least, I must be thankful for the international trip.

Vielen Dank, Auf Wiedersehen!

Every time I have pasta for dinner, I am constipated in the morning.

It’s so frustrating

I can see just two pebbles made of poop now at the bottom of the toilet pool, and I struggled for them as much as for a greater shit

Am not eating enough fruit nor veggies, but this morning shit happened quickly and perfectly – almost no dirt on the hole.

Luckily I compensate with Chinese food for dinner…

Hell! Huge turds in the hole!

It’s been more than 6 months now since I stopped making sport regularly, my bowels is paying for it.

My system is not working well

Weird though, I felt shit almost getting out, now I sat here on the toilet for more than 30minutes but NOTHING got out.

I feel fooled.

And I feel burdened…

I’m at one of my client’s for a meeting.

As I already well knew, I don’t feel as good as normal days…

Have diarrhoea. I don’t feel good. Nope.

Not at all.

The meeting hasn’t started yet. So I pretended to go have a look at something over there while instead I went to the further loo they have.

Now.

Everything is going SMOOTHLY, but, you know, shit just don’t stop getting out!!!

Gotta admit I was waiting for something stronger than this shit, this morning..

It was somehow poor, my bowels hurt yesterday, And now I feel I’ve been betrayed

Nevertheless, I feel a bit better.

Tho it still hurts.

Not much.

Btw 7/10 is enough today