the Shy Tird

During fall a Sunday it’s more like a Fogday.

Solitary shitting someone else’s toilet still a joyful moment.

Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:23 AM

Brilliant! My first birthday couldn’t be complete with no REPRISE!

Great reprise indeed!! Little bits of nice brown crap! Freshly shat!

Saturday, 24 October 2020 | 11:06 AM

I am at my cousin’s. He’s studying as a chef.

Surely enough I cannot stop eating every single thing he proposes me.

Surely enough I am now shitting shit for a whole shit of shits.

It is creamyyyy!😋

Oh by the way…. IT IS MY FIRST BIRTHDAY AS THE SHY TIRD! I am proudly excited! 🤩

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 02:51 PM

Every time I take a shit I am sitting somewhere. Well, most of the times at least.

Right now it is my toilet. But it is closed.

Friday, 23 October 2020 | 10:16 AM

Sometimes I use spices and dried fruit to flavour my rice.

Dried fruit looks just like these little turds diving in the pool right now.

Thursday, 22 October 2020 | 10:01 AM

Huuuuge rod. I mean, I really should be crafting arms out of my dried tirds!

I shall then sell ‘em!

Wednesday, 21 October 2020 | 11:38 AM

Well, Nothing to say,

only farts today!

Nothing to say

Tuesday, 20 October 2020| 12:54 PM

You know that disappointing moment when you start compressing your bowels in order to expel a tird, you think it’ll last two seconds, and instead you end up struggling for minutes ‘cos that brown cunt is bigger than you’d ever expected!

Tuesday, 20 October 2020 | 08:50 AM

Well well! My first birthday is coming. One year of shit posting. Wow.

Anyway, I am starting to feel like I don’t know anymore what to tell to my shit-diary.

Maybe a shall push forward, maybe I should consider typing my posts with my turds.

Well right now it is possible, they’re hard solid! Bur what about those days when it’s creamy like melted butter?

Monday, 19 October 2020 | 11:26 AM

A pleasant sunlight filters through the curtains warming up my shins, it feel so soft and magic.

In such a comfortable scene I feel tremendously calm, at peace, and my arse expels muddy pieces of shit.

Monday, 19 October 2020 | 09:28 AM

Anxiety rises,

Poo drops.

Sunday, 18 October 2020| 06:59 PM

Not that much to tell. Just one splash in the pool. Nothing else.

Sunday, 18 October 2020 | 09:53 AM

My shit is much more worth than every piece of art in the world.

Especially when is hard as diamond such as right now.

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 08:58 PM

Some pebbles got out. And they jumped in the pool.

It’s so fun to be a tird!

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 02:09 PM

Normal shit. Dull post.

Saturday, 17 October 2020 | 11:49 PM

I am so much in love with my shit, we shall exchange numbers.

Friday, 16 October 2020 | 03:09 PM

Curry for lunch, now my belly wants to rebel.

Friday, 16 October 2020 | 08:59 AM

Not too much to get rid of.

May be because I lost two kilos in the last four days 🤔

Thursday, 15 October 2020 | 10:10 AM

Piles and piles of shit crowd the pool.

Not so much else. My anus burns a bit.

Wednesday, 14 October 2020 | 02:25 PM

Between a disperate crying and another, even my arse is so sad I can’t expel the whole lot of shit inside me.

Wednesday, 14 October 2020 | 10:20 AM

After a great slumber, even my bowels are full of strength.

I now can push really hard so I can squeeze all the trash trapped inside me. And you know what? It’s smoking hot!

I should really consider the idea of planting flowers in my shit. Stay tuned, someday imma do it!

Tuesday, 13 October 2020 | 05:42 PM

Premise, I take a piss sitting on my toilet.

I was not expecting this, I pooped too. 😶

Tuesday, 13 October 2020 | 08:35 AM

I believe I dreamt shit. It’s confused, I am confused.

For sure though, this is not a dream. This is real crap! Real brown sugar coating my white china basin.

Monday, 12 October 2020 | 10:02 AM

These are not the very best days of my life. I am a bit down. E day it gets better though, and last night I achieved a nine-hours sleep!!

And I finally have energies enough to SHIT ALL MY SHIIIIIT!!! YEEAAAHH.

Sunday, 11 October 2020 | 08:43 AM

I am having sleep problems already, why did I choose to take my friend to a Japanese-south American sushi? Now I am shitting tird-nigiris.

Well, I must say they’re not tasty as yesterday’s.🤔

Saturday, 10 October 2020 | 12:11 PM

Broke up for the third time with the girlfriend I have been in love with for the last three years. And I still am. It sucks.

But in here I talk about shit.

Shit doesn’t suck. Love neither. Yet, at least this time, I am going to shit on this love, and my toilet is happy.

Friday, 9 October 2020 | 08:38 PM

No shit whatsoever for two day.

Still nothing.

And another one-month streak is gone forever.

Thursday, 8 October 2020 | 11:50 AM

‘Oh my shit! What are those things inside my crap?’, I say as the first reaction to what I just fired out.

‘All right’, calmer, ‘must be the seeds of that pomegranate I ate’.

Still… this makes me imagine something hideous. What would I do if I noticed worms inside my shit??

Thursday, 8 October 2020| 05:02 AM

Am I awake? Is this a dream?

I am kind of undecided if it is the best dream of all, or a shit reality.

Wednesday, 7 October 2020 | 03:00 PM

Lost in my mind, I find myself surrounded by crap. My entire brain is made of shit.