last poops
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 09:49 AM
Constipated a bit, but dunno why…
Perhaps I am not eating enough fruits and veggies. Yeah, let’s eat more fruit and veggies!
Health bowels is king!
Daily Prompt
How would you improve your community?
Okay, this is actually a harsh one for me.
I haven’t really understood yet what my community likes, so I don’t know what to do to improve it. O am trying to bring more value to my posts, and probably it is working.
I also brought my stuff on Instagram, Reddit, TikTok, YouTube, created a telegram channel, a discord community, even a Podcast. I don’t know if this ever improved my community, after all I am a blogger talking about his shit sessions, what could there be so interesting in that?
Whatever, just to stay on topic, I will keep doing anything that comes into my mind to improve my community.
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM
It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse.
Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions?
😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it.
Btw, I really feel bad, irregular sprouted little turds, and a lot of bloating going on here 🫤
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 12:49 PM
A few mingles down the toilet before lunch-break
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 08:57 AM
This morning I would have really fancied using a Squatty Potty, you know, just to try it…
I guess I’m going to buy that 🤔
Because, Yes, surely it could have helped a little more push today. But I don’t know if it’s worth the cost…
Daily Prompt
How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic?
Well, unfortunately pooping outdoor was not an option anymore, even if it gives you such a freedom!
During lockdown, I had to spend very day on the very same toilet, days passed by, one equal to the other, the only variation I could rely on to be sure time kept running were my turds.
Here’s an artwork I made celebrating that period:
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 06:35 PM
Just finished at the office, headed to the park to meet my girlfriend and drink some beers.
Had to longcut home. Shit.
Diarrhoea
Now I can go to the park
Peace
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 08:56 AM
Sometimes the morning rituals are a little more spread out… I just needed more shit to be done…
Daily Prompt
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?
Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time and relaxation as it can have, while writing about it on this very blog of mine, and learning languages on Duolingo.
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 07:39 AM
My slumber was very poor. It is possible it was because of my heavy dinner. Now I have a headache and my arse should be producing much more, but it’s a little run down 🙁
Daily Prompt
Which aspects do you think makes a person unique?
Easy one! One’s passions make unicity.
Take me for instance, I love shitting. And I am a peculiar blogger just talking shit.
Unique!
Just stress your passions, you’ll be great!
Monday, 3 April 2023 | 07:53 AM
Just discovered I won’t have time for a long, deep, relaxed shit as I’d need.
RUUUUUSH!!!
Daily Prompt
If you could have something named after you, what would it be?
I’d like The Shy Tird, my name, to be a BIG FIRM! So inside I could have a golden toilet called after me.
yeah, I know, it’s stupid
Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM
For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare!
I thought I was fine, but then some turds came.
Now, that’s normal!
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM
This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it.
There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock.
At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today?
I replied ‘why?’
Because I think I saw it while taking a poop.
Oooooops!