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Describe one positive change you have made in your life.

Before that moment I was having a dull life, nothing was so great, but then everything made sense when I decided to open my blog to write posts every time I take a shit!

It deeply changes my life, I am trying to improve my life every day, making it a little more efficient every adjustment I make. Now even my poops are effective! I write every time every day, indoor, outdoor, constipated, loose, no bad conditions can cause me distress, inky diarrhoea, but I am always reporting it!

I am an happy person now!

Wednesday, 12 April 2023 | 09:15 AM

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Not the best shit ever. Actually, it’s one of the worst.

I even moved my laptop on a stool to work from the toilet, so to give my bowels all the time it needed. But nothing, still nothing!

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What’s the most fun way to exercise?

Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy.

I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I do series, until some turds finally get on the edge, and this is the moment I push harder!

Fun ain’t it?

Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 12:53 PM

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All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose….

I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising……..

The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s hard to translate into words..

Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 11:05 AM

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I’ve been sitting on the toilet for fifteen minutes now, but nothing got out yet, now the thing is I’d really like to take some shit, but it’s self-evident, I am constipated this morning :/

Monday, 10 April 2023 | 12:40 PM

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I am out camping and climbing for the bank Holidays, I slept fucking poorly, and I am taking my morning shit only now. I still had Easter’s lunch idling inside me….

Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM

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Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self.

I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY.

I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk!

It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. My belly hurts, my shit is fluid. I’ve just remembered I had this weird dream where people saw me while taking a poo, and at the end if it I wiped blood from my arsehole.

I don’t even know what I am talking about, I deserved a little more sleep, I hope this torture will be finished soon!

Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 03:53 PM

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As expected, I had to hold my shit inside the whole morning, while climbing, while belaying, while having lunch. I am now home, and I can finally relieve myself!!

Now my weekend makes much more sense!!!

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What job would you do for free?

Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB!

Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE!

Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP

Shall I? NOOPE

Will I? We will see…. I am patient, and consistent. Right now pretty consistent, if you know what I mean….

Cheers!

Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM

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I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit!

But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….

Friday, 7 April 2023 | 11:57 AM

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First morning poop.

Unusual, normally I do at 8ish like clockwork.

Must be because I overslept today, my girlfriend is ill, and I synced to her needs .-.

Never mind, I just did what I had to. 😌