last  poops
Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:06 AM
Rumbling turds, but pretty fast.
My morning session is gone in a matter of seconds.
My favourite quote
Do you have a quote you live your life by or think of often?
The only one who’s really judging you is yourself. Nobody Else.
From Tame Impala’s Alter Ego
I have a poop blog, I write a post every time I take a shit. People would judge? No, only me can, and I love it, so I keep doing it! Proudly.
Thursday, 4 May 2023 | 08:17 AM
I love mornings like this one, when I can wake up with no alarm, have a calm breakfast, and go to the bathroom right afterwards. It’s my perfect routine.
This way, my bowels fully wake up, so they’re ready to discharge the whole lot. Once they’ve done that, I wash myself and I am ready to start my day!
This is part of my healthy bowels program. I believe that a happy tummy means a joyful life
Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 09:04 AM
Milk and cereal always give me the right amount of energy to start the day.
I am ready to go!!!
But also, give me the right push for ending my morning poop!
I am Ready to goooo!!!
Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 08:29 AM
I should have had breakfast before trying to have a shit today. See you back in some minutes!
Going camping and pooping outdoor
Have you ever been camping?
I practice amateur sport climbing and I go camping almost every weekend. Usually we leave on Saturday, we camp, and then go climbing on Sunday morning.
Camping is real fun, it makes me feel mor in contact with nature, I can turn off my technological appliances and just enjoy my own self, be animals again. The camping experience is plenty of cool features, such as start a fire and cook raw meat on top of it, sleeping with natural sound in the background, waking up with the real sunlight, instead of artificial lights, and more.
But it is also full of downsides. For instance, the last weekend I couldn’t join my group camping, my girlfriend told me she almost didn’t sleep because she got bullied by cows… they circled around her tent, grazing in the middle of the night, keeping her awake with their bells. If her slumber was not bad enough already, she definitely ended up sleepless when a real bull went grazing right underneath her tent, moving her mat with her on top with his giant nose. She was frightened, moon light projected ita huge face on the tent, with its giant horns scaring her to death.
Apart from that camping is a lot of fun, especially for me, I wake up, have some breakfast, then straightly go find the best spot to crouch and have a shit. Love it.
I just hope I don’t have diarrhoea…
Tuesday, 2 May 2023 | 07:30 AM
I drank a lot of wine yesterday, so I expect fireworks from my arse in some minutes, bur first, let’s have some breakfast!
Few preliminary turds deployed
Monday, 1 May 2023 | 10:18 AM
International Labour Day, me and my girlfriend decided to have a barbecue in the wild. I am now taking a shit, but I feel I can’t produce it all. I guess have some surprises later on…
Toilet production
When do you feel most productive?
You know those moment when you just have to take a lot of poop and can’t help but staying on the toilet for dozens of minutes?
That’s when I feel the most productive!
Sunday, 30 April 2023 | 10:35 AM
Random droppings out of my arsehole.
I mean random just because I was expecting something more consistent.
I ate pizza yesterday, again, two days in a row, so I thought I would have ended up cramping, but instead, it is a fairly normal Sunday morning.
I’m happy
Favourite emojis?
What are your favorite emojis?
💩🚽
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM
Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages!
I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptop this morning, but it seems like I’m impeded :/
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM
Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain.
I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy?
The real question is, can I survive in this environment? Where I suffer, sweating, bearing bowels’ pain, having random diarrhoeas, somedays constipation, and stressful farts scanning my life.
Idk, but I haven’t even had breakfast this morning, straight to the toilet.
My weekend has begun!
A shit matter
What topics do you like to discuss?
I love talking about crap, how much time one spends on the toilet, what kind of shit do they do, color, smell…
Pretty much everything
Friday, 28 April 2023 | 06:24 PM
I farted through the crowd, on the road from the office to my place.
Now I am taking another shit. Not that much, just a few turds. Fine enough.
My weekend starts here.