last   poops

Sunday, 2 March 2025 | 10:31 AM

Yeah, it’s a pretty rough day for my bowels and my arsehole.

I’m back on the toilet!

Everything is so smoooth! But it feels like I’m still plenty of it!

C’mon! Get rod of all this mess!

Sunday, 2 March 2025 | 9:30 AM

My bowels hurts, it’s not proper pain, it’s discomfort.

My arsehole is swollen, just had some shit, but not even much.

Don’t feel very well, to be fair

Saturday, 1 March 2025 | 8:21 AM

Must have taken too much shit yesterday. There was nothing to expel this morning…

Almost nothing. Just a little nugget .

My arsehole is very irritated. Think I’ve got haemorrhoids coming… :/

Friday, 28 February 2025 | 10:08 AM

MOOOOORE SHIIIIIIIIT!

Am at the building site I’m managing. Today is busy, many workers here.

Should be supervising them BUT…

BUTT!

Much shit from my arsehole

Hope no shit happens in the meanwhile…

Friday, 28 February 2025 | 6:25 AM

Got up, got straight to the toilet. My cat too.

He’s been suffering severe diarrhoea for months, ever since we got him, and since he’s long furred, we need to cleanse his paws every shit he takes. Because, you know, he’s standing right there, and his diarrhoea puddles his feet.

This time I couldn’t catch him right after his crap, because I was taking a shit too!

It’s chaos.

He jumped to the bed and spread his dirt all over.

Fuck.

Once I wiped myself everything already happened.

There was nothing I could possibly do anymore.

We’re really looking forward for his recovery. He’s bleeding from his arsehole as well :/