Woke up urging a shit.

I mean, it was almost getting out as I tried to fart.

Couldn’t fart!!

That damn beer!

Unexpected shit makes me delay my deadlines!

A lot of shit this morning.

Yesterday, I prepared bibimbap. It was very good. Very good

Very spicy stuff coming out of my arse

I don’t know if teasing actually works, but there are days, when I tease my arsehole, moving my shit deployment a little further, only seconds, but by bit.

Just like today. I had breakfast, and I started feeling some sort of movement, I could have gone to the bathroom but, nope, not just yet.

Then I did the dishes, and I started feeling some push. But I didn’t go.

Then I brushed my teeth. And my bowels began to feel in turmoil. This was the time. Yet, I cleaned my cats’ litters.

Time for a poop he? gently asked my bowels

Nope.

Now, I was dancing, trying not to be in the same exact position for more than a fraction of second.

Eventually, I swept the floor. And that was enough. Couldn’t wait any longer.

And I did. As I sat on the toilet, every single huge turd was already out.

Ouch.

So, I don’t know if teasing actually works, shit does! That’s for sure.

Long shit session.

Kept taking turds for a lot of time. Seamlessly.

Since I prepared Chili for dinner, I’ve spent the night farting. Uh, and during breakfast too!

To be honest I stopped only once I could sit on the toilet.

Good crap

Just needed to be patient and wait

Now, this is what I call taking a shit

Too early, too difficult to take a shit

When I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for lunch:

A sandwich?

-no

Some Pokebowl?

-nah

Chinese?

-nope

Pizza?

-no?

Mmh… hamburger?

-no

Shall we come back home, eating something?

-we have nothing left in the fridge

….we go to the supermarket then?

-nope

What so you want??

-I don’t know!

Then, exhausted, I had an intuition.. KEBAB?

She nodded.

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We were starving. Devoured it.

Needed a nap afterwards. Just revived.

Just took a shit.

I feel awful.

Disapponting shit